TVTropes Now available in the app store!
Open

Follow TV Tropes

Following

Continuation: Our avatars are in a room.

Go To

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#306501: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:05:45 PM

Elmo, noooo. ;_;

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#306502: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:05:50 PM

that cape is made of carpet

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#306503: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:06:01 PM

you bitch

rip elmo

Blue the Blue is a shittier Vulcan Raven.

no i'm pretty sure as a character he is shit

edited 21st Aug '14 2:07:33 PM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#306504: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:06:21 PM

Victor Starkraven is a pretty bitchin' name

War is God.
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#306505: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:07:15 PM

Please come back so we can have a life at last
Please come back, I grab at heaven’s throat
Please come back, I beckon, beg and cry and laugh
Come to me, I’m summoning the ghost

Please come back from bowels of black
From silent shores to me once more
Through veils and gates and seas of slate
To blood wet moors where I await ashore

rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011
#306506: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:07:21 PM

Red the red has a carpet covering her ass? And why does she need a cape for her ass? Who even designed her outfit?

Wait, scratch that last question. Nomura has some weird tastes in fashion.

edited 21st Aug '14 2:09:10 PM by rockmanx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#306507: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:07:27 PM

She has a dead muppet buttcape.

Why does she have a dead muppet buttcape?

Does it help her fight?

Shalua is still the worst one, though.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#306509: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:14:28 PM

so much hair

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#306510: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:16:54 PM

does she have anchors for earrings

War is God.
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#306511: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:17:54 PM

yes

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#306512: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:20:09 PM

it's a cheap way of elongating your earlobes

also she looks like a rasta jamaican man

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#306513: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:20:58 PM

del's father is Jamaican, or at least half

Kaiti got the Jamaican genes

edited 21st Aug '14 2:21:06 PM by ChrissieMcNapkins

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#306514: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:21:35 PM

Just

why

Crisis Core was bad because it was rushed and they hastily crammed the thing full of Genesis Gacktsodus when he really had no place existing past the first act at all. It had good ideas that were implemented poorly and could have been really good if they had actually given a shit. I'm all for fleshing out Zack's personality beyond "plot device that is there to die". I am not for a badly-written passing-of-the-torch scene that is in literally everything with a dead older brother figure ever that basically screams ARE YOU SAD YET? WE'RE PLAYING SAD MUSIC AND CLOUD LOOKS SAD BE SAD NOW. I am all for explaining how Zack was trained, and for humanising Sephiroth with some war buddies of his (since the primary things that made him interesting in the original game were the way he manipulated Jenova and Cloud and Tifa and basically everyone — he isn't particularly interesting and doesn't have much substance if you take that away). I am not for having DREAMS HONOUR DREAMS HONOUR HONOUR DREAMS MONSTER ANGEL DREAMS HONOUR ANGEL beaten into my head in some slapdash attempt at philosophy. Or something. I am all for showing a bit more of Cloud and Zack's friendship (remember Cloud? He was like a main character or something, I hear). I am not for one awkwardly-written conversation before he gets shoved back in the spares corner because he's been made completely irrelevant to everything, especially considering how important it was in the original game his ties to the events before and after Nibelheim were.

I am also not a fan of why the fuck Minerva needs to exist. The Planet was cool as an unknowably old, alien entity that humans have pissed off and need to be mindful of since they're also a part of it as much as it's a part of them. It didn't need to be another generic mother goddess figure.

Crisis Core had a lot going for it, but it was sloppily executed and felt really rushed and pandery, and took itself way too seriously, so it wound up a bit joyless. And kinda spoiled the game for anyone who actually wanted to play it. That too.

...Dirge, though... Dirge of Cerberus had nothing going for it. The characters were bad. The story was dumb. The designs were stupid. The themes were trite. The retcons were numerous and hideous. The humour never failed to fall flat. The gameplay, the most important part, was lousy and repetitive. The graphics — not the in-game ones, I don't care about those, but even the pre-rendered CGI — were piss-poor. The soundtrack was obnoxious because Nobuo Uematsu has a brain and didn't go anywhere near this thing.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#306515: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:22:16 PM

[up][up]does she smoke weed and say "mon" at the end of everything

edited 21st Aug '14 2:23:02 PM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#306516: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:22:47 PM

wat r u talkn bout spaz

dirge it is citizen kain

u can tell im right cause can spell and grammar

edited 21st Aug '14 2:22:54 PM by Boxen

dead devotion
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#306518: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:23:28 PM

JEBUS TL;DR

War is God.
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#306519: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:26:40 PM

she and del smoke every friday

AJ refuses to

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#306521: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:27:14 PM

no mon

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#306522: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:28:14 PM

wah gwan

dead devotion
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#306523: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:28:31 PM

she is a wo-mon

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#306524: Aug 21st 2014 at 2:28:31 PM

Moooooooon.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011

Total posts: 510,405
Top