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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#305126: Aug 17th 2014 at 10:42:43 PM

Well, the timing of that sure was impeccable.

So much for the happy birthday thing I planned.

Screw it, this is more interesting.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#305127: Aug 17th 2014 at 10:43:40 PM

this is a happy birthday

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#305128: Aug 17th 2014 at 10:44:24 PM

cloud didn't' ask for permission to be happy

TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#305129: Aug 17th 2014 at 10:44:32 PM

x-chicken is literally the best insult

@spaz: and to think

it all started with people who had televisions instead of heads

that is an inherently silly concept, and i forgot what point ivwas trying to make

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#305131: Aug 18th 2014 at 12:45:25 AM

Everyone is asleep or mowing the lawn. Sosad.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#305133: Aug 18th 2014 at 1:05:18 AM

instead of sleeping because it's 4 AM i'm going to complain about how some loser on twitter Is telling the world not to use the word "trap"

so this loser on twitter is telling the world not to use the word "trap"

edited 18th Aug '14 1:05:43 AM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#305134: Aug 18th 2014 at 1:06:53 AM

Why is he telling the world not to use the word "trap"?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#305135: Aug 18th 2014 at 1:07:42 AM

because apparently it's ableist language

just like every other word the internet has created

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#305137: Aug 18th 2014 at 1:11:45 AM

Because traps are a bad thing and therefore it is an inherently bad word to say aloud or you'll hurt peoples poor ears?

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#305138: Aug 18th 2014 at 1:12:51 AM

Using the word "is" is discriminatory, because it discriminates against people that identify as nonexistent abstract black zone polyfigments. Instead, use the word yr, which may refer to things that are or are not.

edited 18th Aug '14 1:13:08 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#305139: Aug 18th 2014 at 1:13:48 AM

no because if you overthink and overanalyze the shit out of the word it somehow becomes a derogatory slur for transgendered people

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#305141: Aug 18th 2014 at 1:19:16 AM

now in the interest of fairness

let's not be sexist here

the loser on twitter was a woman

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#305142: Aug 18th 2014 at 1:19:44 AM

Well, maybe, I guess it makes a bit of sense.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#305143: Aug 18th 2014 at 1:23:23 AM

Twitter itself is kind of shit. Like... the way it's set out makes it close to unnavigable.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#305144: Aug 18th 2014 at 2:35:17 AM

Reapers confirmed for robot Jenova.

This is now canon.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#305146: Aug 18th 2014 at 2:42:21 AM

That is sort of how Jenova used to hunt in its heyday, though. Besides the infecting the living to merge new biomass and carry out orders and having the dead taint the Lifestream.

Because if you watch that one cutscene that is easily missed but really provides a shitload of insight as to how Jenova works (god dammit VII), Ifalna refers to Jenova as a male when it appeared two thousand years ago. And they took it in. Yadda yadda, it infected the dead, impersonated the living, indoctrinated the survivors, all that The Thing stuff. but the single person that first introduces the virus seems to be nothing but a herald — it was female for the scientists, because that's the Cetra it claimed and was able to advance the infection over the most, but it was male for the Cetra, because that was who it absorbed in the previous cycle — a survivor, perhaps? (Well, he was a survivor, anyway.)

Then after it finishes corrupting the whole Planet, Meteor, which actually seems to be the rest of this organism, shows up to finsih the job and fuck over the Planet for good.

The Black Materia to summon it formed from the memories of those claimed by the disease, watching it approach from the skies as a Calamity.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#305147: Aug 18th 2014 at 3:07:08 AM

Coras, and by extension me, only knows what Cloud has told her.

Have I done okay with this?

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#305148: Aug 18th 2014 at 3:08:20 AM

You have. Kudos.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#305149: Aug 18th 2014 at 3:12:29 AM

Yay.

And thus Coras has to explain just how fucked up Cloud is. Having to list it all is as distressing to her as it is to his parallel buddy.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#305150: Aug 18th 2014 at 3:14:07 AM

'S not that bad. Especially when you compare it to the full story.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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