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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#303226: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:44:02 PM

okay now it's started a love triangle with mary jane, peter and harry

this is absolutely fucking stupid

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#303227: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:46:02 PM

Boxen, if you are watching spiderman 3 on DVD or something else you must destroy it. If it is on the TV then you must bless the TV with holy water...or shoot it

edited 14th Aug '14 6:46:33 PM by Bcom

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#303228: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:46:59 PM

No just cleanse the filth from your TV by putting in Pulp Fiction

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#303229: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:47:33 PM

this is not spiderman

this is a soap opera with spiderman in only 40 minutes of it

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#303230: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:48:43 PM

Cleanse your DVD player

with Pulp Fiction

just let Jules Winnfield

chase the demons away

War is God.
chibifenrix Forever wandering, Never lost. from Va-1 Ha-1A Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Forever wandering, Never lost.
#303231: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:48:58 PM

Yay! I don't have to use 2 different browsers anymore.

Fire fox stopped crashing.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#303233: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:50:46 PM

oh i know how venom is

i've seen this movie before but i only remember that

also if you're going to write venom when you hate him

hire a re-writer

hell, they might've fixed the other many problems with this movie

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megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#303234: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:52:01 PM

Yay chibi!

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#303235: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:54:36 PM

cleanse your player

War is God.
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#303236: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:57:21 PM

Mary Jane: "How's the pie?"

Harry: "So good."

...

WHAT THE FUCK RAIMI

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#303237: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:06:34 PM

...he's dancing

help

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#303238: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:06:51 PM

...he's double posting

help

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#303239: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:07:27 PM

That dancing scene was the only redeemable thing about the movie.

The one where he's going down the street, I mean.

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#303240: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:08:37 PM

it's funny because it should have been cut

also did i mention this movie has a pacing problem

edited 14th Aug '14 7:09:03 PM by Boxen

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#303241: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:11:48 PM

Like, how bad of a pacing problem? Man of Steel bad?

edited 14th Aug '14 7:12:01 PM by foxmccloud4387

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#303242: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:14:32 PM

like the scenes with harry and mj dancing? and peter dancing like a complete asshat?

that all could've been cut

no fuck that

the whole romance subplot could've been cut

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#303243: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:15:14 PM

Yeah but people want to see pointless, shoe-horned romance

just look at Titanic

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
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#303244: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:16:21 PM

but bad movie

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#303245: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:16:53 PM

yeah, like Titanic

heh

did I do it right? It's all the rage to hate on the highest grossing film in HISTORY, right?

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#303246: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:18:07 PM

you're doing it very well

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#303247: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:18:58 PM

thanks, I pride myself in my contrarian antics

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#303248: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:19:52 PM

I love how Mary Jane is mangled in this movie. Rather than just tell her boyfriend she got fired, she lies and then gets offended when he goes on assuming she told the truth and everything is fine with her. Then she suddenly gets jealous of the attention he gets as Spider-Man, despite the fact that he has been doing this for two other movies and she was never bothered by his spotlight before.

And then Harry threatens her and tells her to break up with Peter (which somehow factors into his evil plan) and rather than just tell her superpowered boyfriend that there is a supervillain on the loose, she just keeps quiet and goes along with said evil plan. Mind you, Peter kicked Harry's ass within minutes even while showing restraint, so I don't get her logic at all.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#303249: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:20:32 PM

also note that right after the WEE DANCING is the angst part

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#303250: Aug 14th 2014 at 7:21:26 PM

i guess harry isn't a wizard

...

please kill me quickly

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