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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#301926: Aug 11th 2014 at 10:41:08 PM

i spent a minute typing that dammit

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#301927: Aug 11th 2014 at 10:41:41 PM

what is the music of life, trip

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#301928: Aug 11th 2014 at 10:41:49 PM

What in the fuck are you even talking about Spazz

War is God.
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#301929: Aug 11th 2014 at 10:44:25 PM

Some kind of choir. With chanting.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#301931: Aug 11th 2014 at 10:47:16 PM

welp

there ya go

your first real NPC

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#301932: Aug 11th 2014 at 10:47:30 PM

Hahahahaha guys guys guys.

I was seaching for avatars and I found the classiest fanfic ever.

Behold.

Let us count the ways, shall we?

  • first chapter is a songfic featuring a completely unfitting Evanescence song
  • Features ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONUT STEEL Tiffania who was in Soldier despite being a woman and is best friends with Zack and is described as "random" and "not a Mary Sue, okay?"
  • lazy writing in the form of Zack ganking Cloud's role in the game with dialogue lifted word-for-word at parts regardless whether or not it made sense
  • includes Crisis Core's shittily retconned in Heaven
  • Cloud exists solely to weep and be sad. I am all for this but for fuck's sake he actually had a personality and stuff, you know
  • THIS DIALOGUE, THOUGH
  • Cloud is just kinda shoved into the spares corner anyway, rendering the whole premise kinda negligible because... okay yeah he's blind now. Whatever
  • ship names
  • Characters roleplayed in the author's notes. Yes, because when I clicked on your story I wanted four paragraphs of meta "jokes" to scroll through before I actually read it
  • "Yuffentine". Why hello there, Mr. Hansen.
  • Cloud lacks perspective (pun not intended). Dude YOUR ONLY FRIEND/FAMILY IN THE WORLD IS ALIVE AGAIN WHO THE FUCK CARES IF YOU TRADED YOUR EYES FOR HIM

I'm sure there's more but I haven't finished it yet.

Can someone backseach the one I have now, though? I forgot where I got the picture from, and I want to see if there's more like it.

edited 11th Aug '14 10:58:44 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#301933: Aug 11th 2014 at 10:59:34 PM

So hang on, I'm confused. What is the premise other than "Zack's alive guys"?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#301934: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:01:44 PM

Zack is alive guys and watch me cut and paste entire chapters with him swapped out for Cloud who traded his eyesight to bring Zack back but isn't happy about it.

Seriously, beyond the second chapter, Cloud is completely irrelevant. And so is Zack, since he stole all Cloud's dialogue and roles and stuff, so the whole thing's a bit pointless.

Also FIRST FEMALE SOLDIER LOLOLOLOLOL

Whatever.

edited 11th Aug '14 11:02:49 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#301935: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:03:14 PM

Do you like reading bad things

War is God.
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#301936: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:05:05 PM

Yeah, seems cringe-worthy enough.

God, I need to actually get to writing something. Once my assignments and semester are over and done with of course.

edited 11th Aug '14 11:05:30 PM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#301937: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:06:22 PM

Yes. They fill me with hope. If the fandom is terrible enough, Squeenix will leave well enough alone and not remake VII, thereby ruining it forever.

We've already faded largely into irrelevancy. This is a good thing, and I would like it to remain this way.

Also it's fucking hilarious to see ineptitude on this scale.

edited 11th Aug '14 11:06:56 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#301938: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:07:40 PM

that's what I thought

War is God.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#301939: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:08:40 PM

you know

i saddened that the best character in Katawa Shoujo didn't get a route

the Nurse

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#301940: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:13:12 PM

I'm saddened that Robin Williams passed away. What can ya do.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#301943: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:17:24 PM

Fuck I feel terrible.

[up] It's suspected to be suicide apparently.

edited 11th Aug '14 11:17:50 PM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#301944: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:17:43 PM

Yeah. Cause of death is listed as asphyxiation. I think.

edited 11th Aug '14 11:17:59 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#301946: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:20:34 PM

well of course

i mean unless you've found the everlasting cake or philosopher's stone

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#301947: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:20:43 PM

Don't be like that. It happens.

I'm sure as hell not going anywhere anytime soon, and I don't think the rest of us are either.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#301948: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:21:49 PM

well i myself retain my lifespan by drinking the blood of children but that doesn't work for everybody

chibifenrix Forever wandering, Never lost. from Va-1 Ha-1A Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Forever wandering, Never lost.
#301949: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:22:23 PM

I'm getting in shape so I won't go anywhere.

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#301950: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:22:46 PM

blood of children


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