Hahahahaha guys guys guys.
I was seaching for avatars and I found the classiest fanfic ever.
Let us count the ways, shall we?
- first chapter is a songfic featuring a completely unfitting Evanescence song
- Features ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONUT STEEL Tiffania who was in Soldier despite being a woman and is best friends with Zack and is described as "random" and "not a Mary Sue, okay?"
- lazy writing in the form of Zack ganking Cloud's role in the game with dialogue lifted word-for-word at parts regardless whether or not it made sense
- includes Crisis Core's shittily retconned in Heaven
- Cloud exists solely to weep and be sad. I am all for this but for fuck's sake he actually had a personality and stuff, you know
- THIS DIALOGUE, THOUGH
- Cloud is just kinda shoved into the spares corner anyway, rendering the whole premise kinda negligible because... okay yeah he's blind now. Whatever
- ship names
- Characters roleplayed in the author's notes. Yes, because when I clicked on your story I wanted four paragraphs of meta "jokes" to scroll through before I actually read it
- "Yuffentine". Why hello there, Mr. Hansen.
- Cloud lacks perspective (pun not intended). Dude YOUR ONLY FRIEND/FAMILY IN THE WORLD IS ALIVE AGAIN WHO THE FUCK CARES IF YOU TRADED YOUR EYES FOR HIM
I'm sure there's more but I haven't finished it yet.
Can someone backseach the one I have now, though? I forgot where I got the picture from, and I want to see if there's more like it.
edited 11th Aug '14 10:58:44 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistZack is alive guys and watch me cut and paste entire chapters with him swapped out for Cloud who traded his eyesight to bring Zack back but isn't happy about it.
Seriously, beyond the second chapter, Cloud is completely irrelevant. And so is Zack, since he stole all Cloud's dialogue and roles and stuff, so the whole thing's a bit pointless.
Also FIRST FEMALE SOLDIER LOLOLOLOLOL
Whatever.
edited 11th Aug '14 11:02:49 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistYes. They fill me with hope. If the fandom is terrible enough, Squeenix will leave well enough alone and not remake VII, thereby ruining it forever.
We've already faded largely into irrelevancy. This is a good thing, and I would like it to remain this way.
Also it's fucking hilarious to see ineptitude on this scale.
edited 11th Aug '14 11:06:56 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist...
Everyone I know is either dead or going to die.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

i spent a minute typing that dammit