It's a psychological thing. It makes them think they're fifty pounds lighter and they've bathed recently.
Fucking hell, Norm, possums are adorable.
Do you mean to tell me you've never opened a barrel of chicken feed at two in the morning and found this
◊ staring you down?
aaaaa what'd I just get done saying
It's a bluff. They're really not that dangerous.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019He did his job there, and he did it well.
We found about four baby ones in a trash can, once. They had all fainted from the heat because it was the middle of summer, and they had gotten trapped. We were freaked the fuck out at first because eek, giant rats, but we realized they were opossums, so we tumped the thing over and they all walked out okay. Kinda wobbly, though. In hindsight, I wish we had given them water.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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