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TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#297927: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:31:41 PM

trip why

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#297928: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:31:45 PM

uhhh

so like

an Elder Thing

War is God.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#297929: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:33:02 PM

well you see i was reeeeeally tired when i came up with sirath

there's no going back now so don't ask

but anyway sirath is from the future so getting that out of the way

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#297930: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:34:24 PM

disgusting huh

what is it like sexual

how do you have sexual plants

i'm curious

i mean she's a planet person and those don't exist so i suppose sexual plants aren't like

ridiculous

but they still kind of are?

i mean when you get like norm developing diagrams of turian penises

penii

it seems a bit weird

and probably drives people whose penii get hard for science up the wall

why up the wall

why not like

something else

i mean they're not fucking cats

cats

fuck, spaz mentioned the parasites that cats give people and that still freaks me out

way to ruin cats

can never look at them the same way again

how self-indulgent and meaningless this will look when i post it

right now

here i go

yes indeed

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#297931: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:35:21 PM

wait wat

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#297932: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:35:48 PM

From what I can recall

  • The one above his eye from when Yazoo shot him in the face
  • Faded burn scar covering half his face
  • Hole in the side of his neck from getting stabbed.
  • Torso/sides/back are a goddamn mess from:
    • Getting stabbed by Sephiroth
    • Getting sliced up by Hojo
      • A lot
    • Various on the road injuries consisting of bite marks, bullet holes, and acid burns
    • Getting stabbed by Sephiroth again
    • Getting stabbed by Sephiroth even more
    • It's really a wonder he's still walking around
    • Getting shot by Yazoo, this time hitting vital organs
  • One around his arm from when it got ripped off
  • Large burn on the other arm
  • Cuts on arms from Sephiroth
  • Riddled with bullet holes from Traveller arc
  • Large dialgonal gash on back from when he flipped out in the mansion
  • Several puncture wounds on his leg and through his foot from Sephiroth
  • Other leg scars from when it got crushed
  • Scar around his finger when that got ripped off
  • Oh, and then he got that vasectomy
  • Various holes that have been blown in his stomach
  • Speaking of his stomach, there was the whole Mary Sue chestburster thing that left one hell of a mark
  • One running down his left temple from when Madoka accidentally exploded them
  • There was that time Pyramid Head went after him.

Probably more I'm forgetting.

When I say "horrific scarring", I don't mean "enough so that he looks rugged while still appearing handsome". I mean horrific scarring.

edited 1st Aug '14 11:37:06 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#297933: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:36:04 PM

i like rambling, but i never get a chance to do it

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#297934: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:36:05 PM

yes norm has the exacts of turian biology worked out

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#297935: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:36:57 PM

that's both highly creative and slightly depressing

War is God.
TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#297936: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:37:51 PM

cloud needs a plastic surgeon, stat

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#297937: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:38:35 PM

cloud is really quite sugoii

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#297938: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:38:37 PM

well you see dragons are already biologically AND magically fucked up

so sometimes you get strange breeds

for example sera met this cute dargon man who was a bit tempermental, but well meaning

they settled in for a few years, hunted some, all that lovey dovey

then the ultimate lovey dovey

one egg squarting later, they get weird plant dragon

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three weeks later they learned they were cousins

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#297939: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:39:19 PM

that's not how







things
















work

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#297940: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:39:20 PM

Late response to Prom: Thank you.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#297941: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:39:47 PM

CAUSE THAT TURNS TRP OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#297942: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:40:45 PM

also was cloud ever stabbed my a man named kazoo

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#297943: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:41:08 PM

i'm not even sure how anyone would be turned on by hypothetical dragon incest but apparently you guys think i do

god dammit

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#297944: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:41:17 PM

and things like that make me wonder why you fret so much about meeting my standards or whatever

seems fine to me

[up]hey dood i never said that

edited 1st Aug '14 11:41:37 PM by Prometheus136

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#297945: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:41:43 PM

What the fuck is it with you people and mashing the Enter key.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#297946: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:42:15 PM

i

dont

understand

your

acc

ent

MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#297947: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:42:55 PM

[up][up]Agreed.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#297948: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:43:32 PM

well actully to do





this you need to actively put effort into doing it

which turns it into

maybe an artistic statement

but what i do

doing

this

is just me being a dickhead

oh, also

dem kazoos

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#297949: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:44:54 PM

you can't mash the enter key ad nauseum here

because

because

Big Neckbeard Is Watching

BIG NECKBEARD IS WATCHING YOU.

No but srsly, why did they have to go and make some of the simplest of editing crap so unbelievably unintuitive and frustrating

like I gotta use a bajillion double backslashes to add more spaces because Expeditious Edward says so

War is God.
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#297950: Aug 1st 2014 at 11:45:11 PM

Mein eyes.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani

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