disgusting huh
what is it like sexual
how do you have sexual plants
i'm curious
i mean she's a planet person and those don't exist so i suppose sexual plants aren't like
ridiculous
but they still kind of are?
i mean when you get like norm developing diagrams of turian penises
penii
it seems a bit weird
and probably drives people whose penii get hard for science up the wall
why up the wall
why not like
something else
i mean they're not fucking cats
cats
fuck, spaz mentioned the parasites that cats give people and that still freaks me out
way to ruin cats
can never look at them the same way again
how self-indulgent and meaningless this will look when i post it
right now
here i go
yes indeed
From what I can recall
- The one above his eye from when Yazoo shot him in the face
- Faded burn scar covering half his face
- Hole in the side of his neck from getting stabbed.
- Torso/sides/back are a goddamn mess from:
- Getting stabbed by Sephiroth
- Getting sliced up by Hojo
- A lot
- Various on the road injuries consisting of bite marks, bullet holes, and acid burns
- Getting stabbed by Sephiroth again
- Getting stabbed by Sephiroth even more
- It's really a wonder he's still walking around
- Getting shot by Yazoo, this time hitting vital organs
- One around his arm from when it got ripped off
- Large burn on the other arm
- Cuts on arms from Sephiroth
- Riddled with bullet holes from Traveller arc
- Large dialgonal gash on back from when he flipped out in the mansion
- Several puncture wounds on his leg and through his foot from Sephiroth
- Other leg scars from when it got crushed
- Scar around his finger when that got ripped off
- Oh, and then he got that vasectomy
- Various holes that have been blown in his stomach
- Speaking of his stomach, there was the whole Mary Sue chestburster thing that left one hell of a mark
- One running down his left temple from when Madoka accidentally exploded them
- There was that time Pyramid Head went after him.
Probably more I'm forgetting.
When I say "horrific scarring", I don't mean "enough so that he looks rugged while still appearing handsome". I mean horrific scarring.
edited 1st Aug '14 11:37:06 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemistwell you see dragons are already biologically AND magically fucked up
so sometimes you get strange breeds
for example sera met this cute dargon man who was a bit tempermental, but well meaning
they settled in for a few years, hunted some, all that lovey dovey
then the ultimate lovey dovey
one egg squarting later, they get weird plant dragon
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three weeks later they learned they were cousins
well actully to do
this you need to actively put effort into doing it
which turns it into
maybe an artistic statement
but what i do
doing
this
is just me being a dickhead
oh, also
you can't mash the enter key ad nauseum here
because
because
Big Neckbeard Is Watching
BIG NECKBEARD IS WATCHING YOU.
No but srsly, why did they have to go and make some of the simplest of editing crap so unbelievably unintuitive and frustrating
like I gotta use a bajillion double backslashes to add more spaces because Expeditious Edward says so
War is God.

Goddammit, Trip.