Alright.
Straight off, this isn't mythical Hercules. The trials happened, but not in the way the legends are told. So, Herc, in the movie, is just a really strong guy and not the son of Zues. He's got a team of people that help him, I can't remember their names because I'm awful with them. In the team we have Snarky The Knife Guy, Ataleta the Archer Chick, Charlie from It's Always Sunny (Not actually him), Funny Old Guy who constantly talks about his death, and Herc's nephew, the guy who talks up Herc.
So, here, Herc's basically a mercenary and he gets called by some guy's daughter to help drive off Remius, the evil guy, with the pay being Herc's weight in gold x2. So, Herc gets there and surprise, surprise, the army sucks major ass. So, we get some battles and a training montage and soon, the army kicks major ass.
After everything's done and Herc gets paid, it turns out that Remius wasn't evil! The old guy was evil all along! ALSO HERC CONSTANLY HAS FLASHBACKS OF HIS WIFE AND KIDS BEING MURDERED.
NOT DONE YET, WILL CONTINUE.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.He was too busy evacuating and making last-minute negotiations with Our Benefactors.
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