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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#296901: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:40:28 PM

OH duff there you are

brainstorm with me

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#296902: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:41:06 PM

that sounds like a traumatic version of bonding

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296903: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:41:21 PM

good times

will have many fond memories of reading the pornographies

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#296905: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:42:13 PM

i had a dream in where i was patrolling a ruined medieval courtyard, that was supposedly infested by walking corpses, and yet was vacant, filled with skeletons and smoke

i entered into the tower walls and found my path set forward, i removed my gun and went forward, stumbling across a group of cub scouts preparing for a battle with walking corpses, but were actually faced with girl guide scouts

when the cub scout director saw this and was offended that the girl guide scouts would nearly get their own girls killed to scare off the cub scouts

the girl guide director comes in and gets very passive aggressive with the cub scout director

and then it turns into a town meeating with a whole bunch of rednecks and hillbillies

and then three molars and the gums just come out of my mouth, it felt very strange

then i see a glimpse into someone elses life

a girl is being kidnapped by zombies, her guardian is terrified since the room she's in is blocked

by a metal door, he can't open it, when his estranged brother comes in and begins talking to him about the atv he gave him as a kid that broke his leg

the man is oissed and tells him not to be such a knob when his daughter is probably being eaten his brother continues, and then the man realizes he's been implying they could use to to break down the door

they do so, but the girl is gone

a note has been pinned to the escape route, with a lot of little pins, and strange hand writing

"Come come catch her if you can"

and then i see where they took her

a huge dank, dark, open cavern, with slimy, fleshy stone

i see close views of all the ladders down into it, all sticking out vicious needles and pins to disembowel unwelcome visitors and further mutilated the corpses who use them

i see many corpses with but one eye, and see the details of how parts of the head have been caved in an gored until it was barely human looking, it gazes at me

a speaking zombie named "dormin" carries the girl in his arms like an infant, she sarcastically asks if there is an option for his servants that doesn't involve removing an eye, he speaks with a soft, deep voice, and says Yes. I have two eyes., she responds with "Yeah, but you're in charge, that isn't fair."

dormin is strange

his lower body is just ornate stone in the shape of a pyramid that fuses into his upperbody before its peak, he has a large, staring eye at the base, his upper body is normal and unscarred, but his face has a massive, bloody maw with many tiny sharp teeth that runs ear to ear, but both his eyes are in place and he may have been handsome once, his hands were absolutely full of pins

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#296906: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:42:43 PM

hey if you all want an orgy stop pussy-footing around and do it

[up]that must be one of Lovecraft's sexual nightmares

edited 30th Jul '14 9:43:29 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296907: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:43:03 PM

his face reminds me of a movie monster of some variety

or maybe from a comic book

damned if i can remember which

[up]haha, you said pussy

edited 30th Jul '14 9:43:18 PM by thespacephantom

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#296908: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:43:38 PM

It was amazing, though.

We learned about female empowerment and wolves and Jesus and Zax-kun and fitness and mathematics.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#296909: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:44:12 PM

you know what would be even more amazing

an actual orgy

quit beating around the bush

War is God.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296910: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:44:47 PM

when will another of these skypes happen

i must know

@prom: heh heh

you said beat

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#296911: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:44:51 PM

well all i got are her seven kids

four daughter three sons

space tried to give me keyboard mash

but i know better

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#296912: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:44:53 PM

hehHA

you said bush

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#296913: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:45:31 PM

the last thing we need is an orgy

Trip.

edited 30th Jul '14 9:46:39 PM by ChrissieMcNapkins

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#296914: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:45:55 PM

so she's a hardworking family woman

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#296915: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:45:58 PM

also seriously find me a picture or i'll hurt you

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#296916: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:46:08 PM

STOP FOOLING AROUND OKAY

JUST LIKE

DO IT

JUST LIKE

FUCKING

PINPOINT A DESIRED AREA ON THE EARTH VIA LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE

MEET UP AT A DESIRED TIME

AND DO IT

War is God.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296917: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:46:40 PM

but prom

why do you wish to see this happen so badly

@seer: but it is your dream

you know what he looks like better than we do

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#296918: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:47:16 PM

if you're gonna read porn to one another

which is like

basically foreplay

GO THE EXTRA MILE

War is God.
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#296919: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:47:16 PM

i can never find a picture

just a man's face with a gaping maw for a mouth

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#296920: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:47:40 PM

wot chris

@duff: but she is demon aint she

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#296921: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:48:12 PM

What is your OTP, Prom?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296922: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:48:33 PM

but it's making fun of them

@seer: any of these?

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#296923: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:48:42 PM

Me and a large harem of women

War is God.
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#296924: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:49:15 PM

demons can be responsible parents

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296925: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:49:23 PM

also spaz

post in the fg or i cut ram

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