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fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
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#296751: Jul 30th 2014 at 10:32:54 AM

GODDAMN IT

i meant fitting the dork in one location and putting the badass somewhere else!

edited 30th Jul '14 10:33:12 AM by fancywig

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#296752: Jul 30th 2014 at 10:33:57 AM

no idea

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#296753: Jul 30th 2014 at 10:37:31 AM

Pull a Sion Eltnam Atlasia and start dividing your mind.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
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#296754: Jul 30th 2014 at 10:51:56 AM

she's heeeeeeere....

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#296755: Jul 30th 2014 at 11:02:08 AM

yay

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#296756: Jul 30th 2014 at 11:06:00 AM

in the migranious straits of deep sleep

i had a dream in where i was patrolling a ruined medieval courtyard, that was supposedly infested by walking corpses, and yet was vacant, filled with skeletons and smoke

i entered into the tower walls and found my path set forward, i removed my gun and went forward, stumbling across a group of cub scouts preparing for a battle with walking corpses, but were actually faced with girl guide scouts

when the cub scout director saw this and was offended that the girl guide scouts would nearly get their own girls killed to scare off the cub scouts

the girl guide director comes in and gets very passive aggressive with the cub scout director

and then it turns into a town meeating with a whole bunch of rednecks and hillbillies

and then three molars and the gums just come out of my mouth, it felt very strange

then i see a glimpse into someone elses life

a girl is being kidnapped by zombies, her guardian is terrified since the room she's in is blocked by a metal door, he can't open it, when his estranged brother comes in and begins talking to him about the atv he gave him as a kid that broke his leg

the man is oissed and tells him not to be such a knob when his daughter is probably being eaten

his brother continues, and then the man realizes he's been implying they could use to to break down the door

they do so, but the girl is gone

a note has been pinned to the escape route, with a lot of little pins, and strange hand writing

"Come come catch her if you can"

and then i see where they took her

a huge dank, dark, open cavern, with slimy, fleshy stone

i see close views of all the ladders down into it, all sticking out vicious needles and pins to disembowel unwelcome visitors and further mutilated the corpses who use them

i see many corpses with but one eye, and see the details of how parts of the head have been caved in an gored until it was barely human looking, it gazes at me

a speaking zombie named "dormin" carries the girl in his arms like an infant, she sarcastically asks if there is an option for his servants that doesn't involve removing an eye, he speaks with a soft, deep voice, and says {[AC:Yes. I have two eyes.]], she responds with "Yeah, but you're in charge, that isn't fair."

dormin is strange

his lower body is just ornate stone in the shape of a pyramid that fuses into his upperbody before its peak, he has a large, staring eye at the base, his upper body is normal and unscarred, but his face has a massive, bloody maw with many tiny sharp teeth that runs ear to ear, but both his eyes are in place and he may have been handsome once, his hands were absolutely full of pins

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#296757: Jul 30th 2014 at 11:08:16 AM

next up on def poetry jam

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296758: Jul 30th 2014 at 11:09:14 AM

dormin sounds like a nice guy

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#296759: Jul 30th 2014 at 11:10:04 AM

I just had a dream where I had to evacuate the country with my mother. It was not fun.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296760: Jul 30th 2014 at 11:14:23 AM

i only half-remember what i dreamed about last night

it had something to do with knights, and

the war of the roses?????????? i have no idea

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#296761: Jul 30th 2014 at 11:15:58 AM

i dreamed about _____

that is to say i don't remember

dead devotion
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296763: Jul 30th 2014 at 12:59:22 PM

playing vampire the masquerade bloodlines

there is a store called trip's pawn shop

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#296765: Jul 30th 2014 at 1:01:28 PM

that game is buggier than the everglades in the middle of august

War is God.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296766: Jul 30th 2014 at 1:01:35 PM

sell me weapons

i don't want to buy a watch

[up]this is true

edited 30th Jul '14 1:01:46 PM by thespacephantom

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#296767: Jul 30th 2014 at 1:02:27 PM

the animations are also fugly

War is God.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296768: Jul 30th 2014 at 1:03:28 PM

also true

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#296769: Jul 30th 2014 at 1:04:11 PM

and the combat gets really repetitive really quickly

War is God.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296770: Jul 30th 2014 at 1:05:42 PM

sneak past enemies

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#296771: Jul 30th 2014 at 1:07:06 PM

i used stealth when i had to

War is God.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296772: Jul 30th 2014 at 1:07:58 PM

but why not all the time

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#296774: Jul 30th 2014 at 1:08:08 PM

salty bet is the best thing

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#296775: Jul 30th 2014 at 1:08:35 PM

because stealth can be boring

War is God.

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