Pull a Sion Eltnam Atlasia and start dividing your mind.
The damned queen and the relentless knight.in the migranious straits of deep sleep
i had a dream in where i was patrolling a ruined medieval courtyard, that was supposedly infested by walking corpses, and yet was vacant, filled with skeletons and smoke
i entered into the tower walls and found my path set forward, i removed my gun and went forward, stumbling across a group of cub scouts preparing for a battle with walking corpses, but were actually faced with girl guide scouts
when the cub scout director saw this and was offended that the girl guide scouts would nearly get their own girls killed to scare off the cub scouts
the girl guide director comes in and gets very passive aggressive with the cub scout director
and then it turns into a town meeating with a whole bunch of rednecks and hillbillies
and then three molars and the gums just come out of my mouth, it felt very strange
then i see a glimpse into someone elses life
a girl is being kidnapped by zombies, her guardian is terrified since the room she's in is blocked by a metal door, he can't open it, when his estranged brother comes in and begins talking to him about the atv he gave him as a kid that broke his leg
the man is oissed and tells him not to be such a knob when his daughter is probably being eaten
his brother continues, and then the man realizes he's been implying they could use to to break down the door
they do so, but the girl is gone
a note has been pinned to the escape route, with a lot of little pins, and strange hand writing
"Come come catch her if you can"
and then i see where they took her
a huge dank, dark, open cavern, with slimy, fleshy stone
i see close views of all the ladders down into it, all sticking out vicious needles and pins to disembowel unwelcome visitors and further mutilated the corpses who use them
i see many corpses with but one eye, and see the details of how parts of the head have been caved in an gored until it was barely human looking, it gazes at me
a speaking zombie named "dormin" carries the girl in his arms like an infant, she sarcastically asks if there is an option for his servants that doesn't involve removing an eye, he speaks with a soft, deep voice, and says {[AC:Yes. I have two eyes.]], she responds with "Yeah, but you're in charge, that isn't fair."
dormin is strange
his lower body is just ornate stone in the shape of a pyramid that fuses into his upperbody before its peak, he has a large, staring eye at the base, his upper body is normal and unscarred, but his face has a massive, bloody maw with many tiny sharp teeth that runs ear to ear, but both his eyes are in place and he may have been handsome once, his hands were absolutely full of pins

GODDAMN IT
i meant fitting the dork in one location and putting the badass somewhere else!
edited 30th Jul '14 10:33:12 AM by fancywig
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......