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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#296227: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:21:27 PM

norm you had shitty friends clearly

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#296228: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:21:53 PM

Of course right now no school lunchbox would be caught dead without Iron Man.

Though he did kind of suck as a character before the movies came out.

edited 29th Jul '14 5:22:25 PM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#296230: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:40:24 PM

what am i doing help

dead devotion
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#296231: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:50:47 PM

i want to make a mass effect OC but turians and quarians and krogan have already been taken

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#296232: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:51:56 PM

You should do a volus.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#296233: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:53:08 PM

I am back.

Talked to a recruiting officer, then a drill sergeant.

And man, can you immediately tell drill sergeants are drill sergeants.

They're naturally kind of loud, but even when they're not being loud it feels like they're throwing the words at you.

Probably gonna join the reserves. I was kind of on the fence, but then apparently I got a really really good score on the practice aptitude test thing, and suddenly they got really enthusiastic about it and suddenly started mentioning other openings they didn't mention before.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#296234: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:53:17 PM

Do a -gasp- human.

[up]What kind of positions were they talking about? Army reserve is not an easy few years.

edited 29th Jul '14 5:55:45 PM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#296235: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:54:05 PM

norm i'm doing the dumbass disposable character thing again

dead devotion
gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#296236: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:54:11 PM

If you don't mind, Spaz, what'd you get on the practice test? You can PM if you'd prefer not to answer here (or not just answer at all).

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#296237: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:55:17 PM

i'm not doing a humen i already got loads of those

@Spaz: I am warning you again that the military hates women, and that I am really against that idea.

edited 29th Jul '14 5:56:08 PM by Trip

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#296239: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:55:50 PM

Ooh, congrats, Spaz!

@Trip: Do a geth.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#296240: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:56:14 PM

93, which I'm surprised I accomplished because I panicked when it started throwing numbers at me and rushed through the last ten minutes. Apparently that's good, considering the last guy who took it before me got 39.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#296241: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:56:34 PM

@mobi: geth are all the saaaaaaame

@ram: prom already got that

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#296244: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:57:56 PM

Ooh, nice, that's most of the questions right. From what they told me, a score that high can get you into pretty much any position you want, which is nice.

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#296245: Jul 29th 2014 at 6:01:05 PM

Break the mold, man.

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#296246: Jul 29th 2014 at 6:01:17 PM

My cousin got into the reserves.

He's very fit and smarter than me.

He tells me all kinds of stories. It's a very tough life, but if you can keep your head above the water, you'll go far.

Of course, these recruiters are paid good money to make this as appealing as possible, so keep your wits about you and do your own research.

Legally, they can make promises they don't have to keep as long as they get you to sign a form.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#296247: Jul 29th 2014 at 6:02:15 PM

Yes, what Norm said. Make sure you know what you're getting into, because I have heard some not so good things about the US military.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#296248: Jul 29th 2014 at 6:02:16 PM

How the fuck does one get a thirty-nine? And thirty-three is passing. Is it really that hard to find people with multiple brain cells that finished school past third grade?

Will do. I mean, they'll pay for college, but I'm mostly worried about the yelling.

You'd think I would be mostly worried about the rape or the front lines, but it's the yelling.

edited 29th Jul '14 6:03:27 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#296249: Jul 29th 2014 at 6:02:17 PM

but vorcha are literally BLOOD THIRSTY MOOKS

they are the most uninteresting species, by far

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#296250: Jul 29th 2014 at 6:03:21 PM

hanar

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

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