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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#293251: Jul 23rd 2014 at 12:35:30 PM

reed

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#293252: Jul 23rd 2014 at 12:48:55 PM

u kno what's gonna be worse than sonic 06

sonic boom

also my autocorrect told me to put "screwdriver" after sonic

wp8 confirmed for whovian

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#293253: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:00:16 PM

prove it

prove that sonic boom is going to be worse

how dare they make a spinoff with alternate designs

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#293254: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:03:34 PM

There is not a lot that tops that wonderful necrophilia/bestiality combo in my book.

Except for a nine year-old dating a thirty year-old.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#293255: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:04:28 PM

wh

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#293256: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:04:35 PM

Sonic and Elise need to double date with Vincent and What'sherloli.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#293257: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:05:02 PM

well in terms of story it may be better

I mean you can't do worse

but the gameplay seems...

bad

not sonic

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#293258: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:08:44 PM

This. Is not sonic gamplay.

Ironically I've been on a Sonic binge today.

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#293259: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:09:07 PM

Yeah, ew. That looks crap.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#293260: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:10:16 PM

...yeah

to say that's a sonic game is to say a cheeseburger = grilled cheese

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#293262: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:18:31 PM

There have been some pretty shit reboots this past generation but Sonic Boom is about the worst I've seen.

I will give Dm C credit for at least trying to be a Devil May Cry game. But this? This is just no. The levels are slow, and rely on some whip gimmick. The humor is a bland attempt at trying to be self aware. Sonic eat rings. And they recycled the goddamn God of War combat from Unleashed.

This is all coming after some amazing recent Sonic Games. After we thought Sega had learned their lesson we get this. Two huge steps forward and a MASSIVE LEAP backwards. Ffffuck you Sega.

Okay I'm done.

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#293263: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:20:04 PM

wait wait

eats rings wHAT

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#293264: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:20:48 PM

sonic is back to being doomed it seems

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
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#293265: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:21:42 PM

I'm sorry but

that's fucking stupid

like

no I cant

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#293267: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:56:33 PM

To quote:

"Rings! Nom nom nom nom nom."

GEDDIT IT'S FUNNY THEY USES A MEME LOL

Sega, come on... you managed to put out Sonic Colours when I was making bets with Anonymous Friend about whether or not Sonic Team would go under in one year or two, and now you do this shit again?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#293268: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:57:01 PM

wh

why would

i don't understand

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
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#293269: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:57:23 PM

am legitimately sad about this

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#293272: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:59:00 PM

use rennor

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#293273: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:59:16 PM

Well, to be fair, it's a third party thing, sort of? Like Zelda CD-i. They're having another company make this game based off the show. So it's technically not Sega's fault if this turns out to be ass or doesn't quite seem like a Sonic game.

Though they managed to make Roger Craig Smith as unlikeable and annoying as Griffith was in 06. That takes skill.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#293274: Jul 23rd 2014 at 1:59:26 PM

a character that you enjoy using

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
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#293275: Jul 23rd 2014 at 2:00:18 PM

I never really liked him to begin with

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