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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291801: Jul 20th 2014 at 12:53:15 AM

Context:

  • He's pissy because Cloud is mad at him for fucking tackling a seven year-old girl to calm her down and generally doing stupid impulsive shit meant to make him seem "badass" and "tortured" and everyone sees this as the stupid impulsive shit it is and hates him for it.
  • Everyone Cloud knows and loves is now dead and Czer choses now to make this about him.
  • Read this, since Jam said it better than I did.

We're not big on prose or format or whatever, but for fuck's sake, believeable dialogue is our one requirement...

I will not link to the pages to preserve Daisy's dignity.

@Trip: Lemme think.

edited 20th Jul '14 12:54:41 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#291802: Jul 20th 2014 at 12:54:03 AM

i didn't die once either today and i was a knight

but i basically dropped the majority of the fluted armor set to carry the brushwood set out of the level and now i'm stuck with a set I can barely lift

@trip: why

edited 20th Jul '14 12:54:38 AM by MacDuffy

TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#291803: Jul 20th 2014 at 12:56:06 AM

heavy armor sucks ass in demons souls

poise is only a thing in dark souls, you can still get stunlocked in demons souls

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#291804: Jul 20th 2014 at 12:56:06 AM

it starts with soul arrow, decent weapons, a coronet that boosts MP, and a ring that regenerates MP passively

buuut does anyone want to heaaaaar the names

edited 20th Jul '14 1:02:48 AM by Trip

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#291805: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:05:10 AM

@space: shit seriously

but muh strength

@trip: but you have to play as royalty

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#291807: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:06:10 AM

not worth it

@trip: is suzy drawing cloud yaoi

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#291808: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:07:37 AM

but muh big swords

@trip: i don't want to play as william regal god dammit

i want to play as dusty rhodes

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291809: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:08:15 AM

-kneels down in front of fen- look, i'm sorry for trying to tackle you like this, but listen to me, you can't pull in towards yourself like this, if you let this build up, it's just going to destroy you, trust me...... it almost cost me someone very important once -pulls out picture of Kathvaya and hands to fen- She's my sister. I hurt her real bad once, a long time ago..... so be strong, he'll be back fen

This is

just

the funniest goddamn thing.

The context is exactly what you think it is this time. He, a nine food tall lizardman and near stranger, tackled a seven year-old girl to calm her down, then whipped out a picture of a sister (who probably also has lizardtits) he has never brought up before and hands it to her because this is somehow related to the situation.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#291810: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:08:45 AM

Back.

Sorry for the busy weekend guys.

edited 20th Jul '14 1:12:27 AM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291811: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:09:38 AM

Hello, Norm.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#291812: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:09:43 AM

not cloud

and it's a bust art

she's starting to have strange feelings that she doesn't understand

@duff: fine then

have fun never getting past tower knight

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#291813: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:09:50 AM

Pfffft.

I've got nothing to say, that's just amazing.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#291814: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:10:01 AM

this is why Ike is the best fire emblem protagonist

cause he's not a fukkin' prissy-ass nobleman

he's a common thug

[up][up] tower knight's an easy bitch what are you talking about

edited 20th Jul '14 1:10:29 AM by MacDuffy

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#291815: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:11:47 AM

hector

exactly duff

that's the best part

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#291816: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:12:38 AM

I was pretty new during the Czer shit. Think I came in maybe a month before he did, at the most.

Your verbal takedown of him was when I pretty much decided you were the coolest person on the thread.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291817: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:13:18 AM

I know some of you newer folks have been asking for tips lately, since transitioning to something so strongly dialogue-focused has been a little awkward, and I know I haven't been giving the best advice, but...

I am going to say with complete, one hundred percent sincerity, as I believe it to be good advice.

Not this.

If you ever find yourself doubting your technique or ability, just make sure you're doing not this and you'll be gold.

[up]Not gonna lie, that felt incredibly good to write.

edited 20th Jul '14 1:14:32 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#291818: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:15:31 AM

i'm sorry what was that hector

i couldn't hear you over the sound of your luxurious privileged upbringing

MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#291819: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:16:01 AM

Hmm... should I join the FG... as who... decisions, decisions...

edited 20th Jul '14 1:16:34 AM by MicoolTNT

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#291820: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:16:22 AM

he fucking murdered a man in cold blood as his introduction

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#291821: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:17:28 AM

probably because he got dirt on his fancy palace floor

the ponce

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291822: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:17:46 AM

Artemis? I keep missing when you play him.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#291823: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:18:20 AM

because he was in the way

hector was going to go save his best friend

who admittedly is a total ponce but

ALSO lyn

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#291824: Jul 20th 2014 at 1:19:40 AM

oh you're fighting big dragons

that's cute

ike'll be over here killing this god


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