In a castle there lived a solid, worrying 'Murican named Joseph Stalin. Not a red tall, wild castle, filled with robots and a false smell, nor yet a deserted, violent, sweltering castle with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a 'Murican-castle, and that means comfort.
One day, after a troubling visit from the Russian Will Smith, Joseph leaves his castle and sets out in search of three cold dice. A quest undertaken in the company of Capitalists, Fascists and idyllic Anarchists.
In the search for the Russian-guarded dice, Joseph Stalin surprises even himself with his intelligence and skill as a actor.
During his travels, Joseph rescues an axe, an heirloom belonging to Will. But when Will refuses to try partying, their friendship is over.
However, Will is wounded at the Battle of Five-Hundred Armies and the two reconcile just before Joseph engages in some serious partying.
Joseph accepts one of the three cold dice and returns home to his castle a very wealthy 'Murican.
edited 19th Jul '14 4:48:28 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

this came from an actual thing that i watched on youtube when i was young.
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