I wore skinny jeans once.
I could have sworn by legs were about to be severed at the knees every time I bent slightly.
Okay thanks for that
edited 19th Jul '14 1:02:20 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSkinny jeans are woven from tiny knives.
It's why emos wear them — so they can cut themselves on the go.
They're all rather formulaic, though — Original T. Character meets Cloud and moves into the bar because he met her in the military/is Aeris's/Tifa's/Yuffie's/Vincent's/Reno's sister (never Barret's, black people are icky), and then bad things happen, blah blah blah Tifa is a bitch, Vincent shows up to drop exposition via Chaos (god knows why), then they find out that Original has some trauma in her DARK PAST (usually rape), and Cloud reveals he does too (usually rape — and not even in a context where it would make sense, like the lab, or that one scene that nobody likes talking about, but from Sephiroth or something), and they find that because they have both been [trauma]'d they share a DEEP PERSONAL CONNECTION that only the other can help them heal from and move past, and then they bang and everything is better.
edited 19th Jul '14 1:29:44 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThis person
is following me on Tumblr, and while their posts on trans* issues are pretty legit, they seem to believe that "girlf@gs" (AKA, yaoi fangirls who want it to be an orientation) are a real thing.
:|
edited 19th Jul '14 1:51:05 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019So are "guydykes" those creeps who won't stop fetishising lesbians and fapping to mindless lesbian porn and seeing subtext where it isn't just to give himself more outlets for his fetish and hitting on lesbian women because they think they have a shot?
edited 19th Jul '14 1:55:57 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

That's the entire first chapter.
The next five are essentially AC(not even Complete)'s script ganked nearly word for word with Tara awkwardly jammed in next to Cloud, with her giving poorly written inner monologues throughout the whole thing, and then they hook up at the end.
Oh and Tifa's speech is turned into some weird shipping thing.
All the reviews are glowing. I suspect she deleted all the ones telling her it's total ass.
Definitely sporking this one.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist