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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291551: Jul 19th 2014 at 12:57:13 PM

That's the entire first chapter.

The next five are essentially AC(not even Complete)'s script ganked nearly word for word with Tara awkwardly jammed in next to Cloud, with her giving poorly written inner monologues throughout the whole thing, and then they hook up at the end.

Oh and Tifa's speech is turned into some weird shipping thing.

All the reviews are glowing. I suspect she deleted all the ones telling her it's total ass.

Definitely sporking this one.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#291552: Jul 19th 2014 at 12:57:19 PM

hoy there fox

@jam: that

no

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#291553: Jul 19th 2014 at 12:57:21 PM

i wore skinny jeans once

felt like my legs would destroy the pants at any moment

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291554: Jul 19th 2014 at 12:58:29 PM

I wore skinny jeans once.

I could have sworn by legs were about to be severed at the knees every time I bent slightly.

'Me and cloud? He invited me too work with him. Ever since my sister's death, he always thinks I hate him but I don't. I'm in love with him. And I always try to convince him I don't hate him. We're best friends now. I'm the one he usually talks to and opens up to. Tifa was glad that at least he opened up to one person but she still thinks he should stop being distant.'

Okay thanks for that

edited 19th Jul '14 1:02:20 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#291555: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:17:37 PM

Skinny jeans should be outlawed. My stepmom bought me a pair for Christmas once after I had lost a bunch of weight. That was about the only time I've worn them.

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291556: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:24:36 PM

Skinny jeans are woven from tiny knives.

It's why emos wear them — so they can cut themselves on the go.

They're all rather formulaic, though — Original T. Character meets Cloud and moves into the bar because he met her in the military/is Aeris's/Tifa's/Yuffie's/Vincent's/Reno's sister (never Barret's, black people are icky), and then bad things happen, blah blah blah Tifa is a bitch, Vincent shows up to drop exposition via Chaos (god knows why), then they find out that Original has some trauma in her DARK PAST (usually rape), and Cloud reveals he does too (usually rape — and not even in a context where it would make sense, like the lab, or that one scene that nobody likes talking about, but from Sephiroth or something), and they find that because they have both been [trauma]'d they share a DEEP PERSONAL CONNECTION that only the other can help them heal from and move past, and then they bang and everything is better.

edited 19th Jul '14 1:29:44 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#291557: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:30:23 PM

maybe there's a fill in the blanks ffvii fanfic template somewhere

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291558: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:40:07 PM

I did find a self-insert fanfic that literally has blanks for the love interest's names.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#291559: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:41:53 PM

teehee

anyvey

hey spaz

do you want to get on the sera train

i'd like to see your

   art   '

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#291560: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:42:09 PM

cid x the hanging guy from the haunted house

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#291561: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:43:20 PM

barret X the kefka pumpkin from the haunted house

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291562: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:43:34 PM

Can't. About to leave for six hours for work.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#291563: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:44:00 PM

cloud x the snowboarding minigame

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#291564: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:45:23 PM

well space

are you ready to improve on your art skills

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#291565: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:47:44 PM

tifa x the tutorial guy

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291566: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:48:04 PM

But Cloud's the tutorial guy.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#291567: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:49:28 PM

yes

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291568: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:50:43 PM

ohhhhh

You made a funny.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#291569: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:50:57 PM

This person is following me on Tumblr, and while their posts on trans* issues are pretty legit, they seem to believe that "girlf@gs" (AKA, yaoi fangirls who want it to be an orientation) are a real thing.

:|

edited 19th Jul '14 1:51:05 PM by MobileLeprechaun

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#291570: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:51:38 PM

nyo ho

[up] >:?

edited 19th Jul '14 1:52:06 PM by thespacephantom

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#291572: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:55:30 PM

So are "guydykes" those creeps who won't stop fetishising lesbians and fapping to mindless lesbian porn and seeing subtext where it isn't just to give himself more outlets for his fetish and hitting on lesbian women because they think they have a shot?

edited 19th Jul '14 1:55:57 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#291573: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:56:35 PM

Ayup.

CLEARLY WE NEED TO MAKE THIS AN ORIENTATION, THAT WILL NOT DELEGITIMIZE LGBT ISSUES AT ALL NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE DGHJWKYJGUYQKGLIGWIDGUGWGDWULKGUGWUL

edited 19th Jul '14 1:57:03 PM by MobileLeprechaun

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#291574: Jul 19th 2014 at 1:58:45 PM

no

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#291575: Jul 19th 2014 at 2:04:06 PM

The one thing I can kinda maybe understand about that blog is that it says "oh, well some girlguyslurs have dysphoria and end up transitioning". But see, that doesn't make them a girlguyslur, that makes them a gay transperson. Big diff.

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