Prometheus136
What's eatin' you, chief?
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Trip
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#288931: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:43:06 PM
Also, you'd think considering Cloud was meant to replace Sephiroth as Hojo's magnum opus and man-made god he would have involved him in this ultra secret supersoldier project somehow. But then I guess that would steal screentime from Vincent, who is the protagonist because...
...
...because of reasons.
Fuck this game.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Prometheus136
What's eatin' you, chief?
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Since: Sep, 2011
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MobileLeprechaun
(:
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Prometheus136
What's eatin' you, chief?
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Since: Sep, 2011
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Trip
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MobileLeprechaun
(:
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Prometheus136
What's eatin' you, chief?
from Yoknapatawpha County
Since: Sep, 2011
Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Trip
Since: Mar, 2012
Prometheus136
What's eatin' you, chief?
from Yoknapatawpha County
Since: Sep, 2011
Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Trip
Since: Mar, 2012
MobileLeprechaun
(:
from Grayrock, TX
Since: Aug, 2009
Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Prometheus136
What's eatin' you, chief?
from Yoknapatawpha County
Since: Sep, 2011
Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
#288948: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:55:55 PM
Also oh wow that grinding wasn't as bad as I thought, it took a lot less. Maybe a few hours. I think I overreac-
Oh wait
I used a guide because the alchemist is all like "WELL UR A FUKIN ALCHEMIST FIGURE IT OUT URSELF DICK"
because he's a dick and I want to kill him but I can't because this is a rated E game and the protagonist is nice to everyone and uh
Fuck
War is God.
MobileLeprechaun
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ChrissieMcNapkins
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He pirated himself while being dead in a universe with no internet where brain uploading and meatflesh uploading is the same as the internet which is the same as the cosmic forces pertaining to life and death and the fabric of spacetime itself.
Wait, I thought of another one.
How did White the Clean get possessed anyway? When was he on the internet? Why? How? What was he doing? How did he get reception underground in the ruins of a demolished megatropolis?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist