Get Half Life. It will only make you happy and bring smiles to your soul. It is kind of a simple game, lore-wise, but it is very satisfying and challenging.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019If you think Bioshock's story is bad then you haven't played it enough
well okay it's still kind of pretentious
but uh
yeah, it has a lot of clever writing
and Andrew Ryan is fucking EXCELLENT
also if you want a game with a fantastic story just get Planescape: Torment
the game's so old it could probably run on a toaster
pick it up for ten quid at Good Old Games
War is God.also the combat kinda sucks
no
it REALLY sucks
even for its time
sooo...
Yeaahh....
But fuck that
What's amazing about it is that combat isn't even necessary most of the time
It's one of those games where you can actually talk your way out of most situations (excluding typical hostile mobs because.... RPG)
War is God.Wait wait wait wait.
You know how I said every time I think about Dirge for more than two minutes I discover another plothole, because there's no end to them?
That statement is still true.
Never mind the old plothole I mentioned about how the internet never existed in the VII-verse and neither did brain-uploading or the other one about how Hojo was fucking dead so he shouldn't have been near that computer anyway, how the fuck did he upload his body, too? That's... that's not even a thing. He uploaded his meatflesh onto the internet, but then later possesses a guy... is the meatflesh in his brain, too? Is that why he forgot to wear a shirt? Will someone accidentally download his balls one day while looking for porn? Will an organ smugger email his kidneys out to someone? Will his blood short out someone's keyboard?
Just... hdfvdhs
Fuck this game.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistBut... but his body disappeared into the computer when the lightning went pchoo. In like a second. And it never reappears. And then loli fapbait decides the internet is just like the Lifestream and what is even going on anymore fuck this game fuck this game fuck this game
edited 14th Jul '14 9:34:20 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemistwell okay
literally the first dude you meet
...other than the one you play as
...who was dead
...like seriously... he was being carted off to the mortuary
...and he wakes up on the autopsy slab
...but anyway
you meet a snide, smarmy, sarcastic, casanova-wannabe
who's a floating skull
yeah that's...
War is God.

Hey Spaz you know Egoraptor did a Zelda Sequelitis.
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