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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
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#288901: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:17:10 PM

Hey Spaz you know Egoraptor did a Zelda Sequelitis.

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#288902: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:17:16 PM

Get Half Life. It will only make you happy and bring smiles to your soul. It is kind of a simple game, lore-wise, but it is very satisfying and challenging.

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#288904: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:17:40 PM

If you think Bioshock's story is bad then you haven't played it enough

well okay it's still kind of pretentious

but uh

yeah, it has a lot of clever writing

and Andrew Ryan is fucking EXCELLENT

also if you want a game with a fantastic story just get Planescape: Torment

the game's so old it could probably run on a toaster

pick it up for ten quid at Good Old Games

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#288905: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:17:58 PM

the image of a shaded smoker holding up an apple with shades

fuckin priceless

@trip: dojima

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#288906: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:18:25 PM

seconding planescape: torment

i need to play it again

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#288907: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:19:11 PM

(i still prefer actual books to games for stories but uh)

Oh wait Planescape basically is like reading a book

cause

there's a lot of reading

a lot of it

A LOT of it

but it's so good that I didn't care

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#288909: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:19:49 PM

the gog version comes with a novelization

90% of it is just text that's actually ingame

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#288910: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:20:31 PM

Yeah, I watched it. I disagree and I haven't noticed/cared about the problems he was bringing up, but he clearly thought his stance through so I can respect that.

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#288911: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:21:17 PM

It's a great book

I mean game

I mean game-book

Also, it actually has a lot of different choices

not just Paragon/Renegade bullshit

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#288912: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:22:15 PM

the whole d&d alignment scale

actually kind of lends itself well to video game moral choice type things

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#288913: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:25:44 PM

also the combat kinda sucks

no

it REALLY sucks

even for its time

sooo...

Yeaahh....

But fuck that

What's amazing about it is that combat isn't even necessary most of the time

It's one of those games where you can actually talk your way out of most situations (excluding typical hostile mobs because.... RPG)

War is God.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#288914: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:29:35 PM

tell them about the party members

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#288915: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:30:10 PM

Wait wait wait wait.

You know how I said every time I think about Dirge for more than two minutes I discover another plothole, because there's no end to them?

That statement is still true.

Never mind the old plothole I mentioned about how the internet never existed in the VII-verse and neither did brain-uploading or the other one about how Hojo was fucking dead so he shouldn't have been near that computer anyway, how the fuck did he upload his body, too? That's... that's not even a thing. He uploaded his meatflesh onto the internet, but then later possesses a guy... is the meatflesh in his brain, too? Is that why he forgot to wear a shirt? Will someone accidentally download his balls one day while looking for porn? Will an organ smugger email his kidneys out to someone? Will his blood short out someone's keyboard?

Just... hdfvdhs

Fuck this game.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#288916: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:31:01 PM

maybe he uploaded his dna and cloned himself

or

or something

dirge is stupid

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#288917: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:31:03 PM

I kinda agree with him. I mean I still like Ocarina but its true that you're kinda pushed through the world instead of getting to explore it on your own.

Also we really need to do that D&D thing one day.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#288918: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:31:15 PM

i had forgotten about the d&d thing

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#288919: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:31:17 PM

Downloading Hojo's dick as we speak.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#288921: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:33:44 PM

But... but his body disappeared into the computer when the lightning went pchoo. In like a second. And it never reappears. And then loli fapbait decides the internet is just like the Lifestream and what is even going on anymore fuck this game fuck this game fuck this game

edited 14th Jul '14 9:34:20 PM by GameSpazzer

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#288922: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:34:52 PM

well okay

literally the first dude you meet

...other than the one you play as

...who was dead

...like seriously... he was being carted off to the mortuary

...and he wakes up on the autopsy slab

...but anyway

you meet a snide, smarmy, sarcastic, casanova-wannabe

who's a floating skull

yeah that's...

War is God.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#288923: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:34:55 PM

piracy

piracy, is why

[up]he's charming

edited 14th Jul '14 9:37:15 PM by thespacephantom

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#288924: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:36:44 PM

Because PIRATES.

Did you know that the Tales of series has a Pirate class?

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#288925: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:37:43 PM

Copying Hojo's dick so I can prank Tumblr with a mass upload.

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