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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#288826: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:19:38 PM

no

samantha the FORTUNE TELLING nerd girl

or emily the super stronk pudge

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#288827: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:20:36 PM

Samantha.

She hasn't been around in a while.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#288828: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:26:51 PM

Hello.

My email got hacked again. This time by some site in Lithuania. Probably more porn.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#288829: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:27:14 PM

this is not fun

dead devotion
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#288830: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:27:23 PM

Aw, shit. Is there some way to get that fixed?

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#288831: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:29:14 PM

Change the password and hope it doesn't happen a third time.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#288832: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:29:59 PM

anybody else want to voooote for who i fookin use

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#288833: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:34:04 PM

sam

because i havent seen her in ACTION

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#288834: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:35:28 PM

Sam Sammich.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#288835: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:36:14 PM

jam r u there

dead devotion
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#288836: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:39:25 PM

use dio

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#288837: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:39:26 PM

Played a bit of Skyward Sword for the first time in forever. I can't help but imagine how much better the game would be if it didn't use Wii Motion Plus.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#288839: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:43:34 PM

gdi gordon

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#288841: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:52:11 PM

Wow that's so funny that

uh

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#288842: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:54:57 PM

Me trying to play Skyward Sword.

I am online right now because I decided it wasn't worth two minutes of misery to perform basic actions without my own rendition of YMCA prefacing each one.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#288843: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:57:39 PM

yeah but spazz the games r gud ur just a stupid casul

motion contruls r gud okey

even if they are really fucking annoying

and gimmicky

and imprecise

and annoying

and gimmicky

and a good way to get tendonitis

and a good way to get repetitive stress injuries

and dumb

and gimmicky

and imprecise

and gimmicky

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#288844: Jul 14th 2014 at 8:01:18 PM

Link keeps having sword raves instead of actually swinging at things.

I've been ignoring the menu screens because the damn pointer keeps jittering all over the place and getting "stuck" at the edges so the game decides the middle of the screen is actually in the top left somewhere.

Who knows, maybe it's like VII and it gets better after you hit the five hour mark, but your basic controls being a mess is a really bad sign.

edited 14th Jul '14 8:05:36 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#288845: Jul 14th 2014 at 8:03:52 PM

also, they're gimmicky

Oh and, you know what the most precise motion control in the world is

a mouse

or like

analog sticks

or like

a d-pad

Seriously, I'd rather use a clunky, uncomfortable old-timey d-pad than that stupid Wii-mote

The Wii only gets off easy 'cause it has an AMAZING library of third-party titles

War is God.
gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#288846: Jul 14th 2014 at 8:04:02 PM

You're having trouble swinging your sword? I'm... Actually kinda surprised. I didn't have any trouble... I dunno what to say, really.

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#288847: Jul 14th 2014 at 8:04:42 PM

it's actually ok with the metroid prime games

dead devotion
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#288848: Jul 14th 2014 at 8:05:19 PM

motion controls are good in like

wii sports

but not much else

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#288849: Jul 14th 2014 at 8:05:31 PM

Imagining someone playing it with that goddamn Wii-mote pointed up at the screen constantly makes my wrist ache just thinking about it

War is God.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#288850: Jul 14th 2014 at 8:05:43 PM

actually it gets worse

the bosses become lamer and lamer

one boss is a walking fire boulder

and another is big scorpion

still another is giant celia from monsters inc


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