FUCKIN ASUKA'S IDEAS ABOUT ADOPTIVE DAUGHTERHOOD, THO. AAAAASHHHUFUHEU 3 FF 3
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019And then everybody just shrugs it off and Reno's like LOL WHATEVER YO and the only person who points out how completely fucked up this all is is Denzel, and we're supposed to hate him because Cloud fucking disowns him, and Tifa, and we're supposed to hate her too because she gets in the way of teh yaoiz and actually yeah this definitely still deserves the worst rating we have, even after the Peach fic.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistAt one point poor Denzel gets made horribly OOC because the ficthor doesn't like him, and goes YOU ARE A FREAK OF NATURE AND I AM ASHAMED I KNOW YOU. And you agree with him.
And then Cloud fucking disowns him because that's what the ficthor wants.
Also Shinji gets shoved into the irrelevancy corner because he isn't kawaii desu enough to... er... participate.
I think probably the only character that didn't have everything about them mangled by the end of this story was Rude, and that's because he has basically zero lines, a crush on Tifa, and little relevance.
Although as far as I'm concerned, Reno X Rude is canon on at least some level. I'm not much of a fan of yaoitards reading into subtext that isn't there, even with bad, innuendo-laden writing, but... how the fuck else am I supposed to interpret this?
@Badger: I legit snickered.
@Spaz: ...Mmm, yahp, those guys are fuckin'.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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