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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#286776: Jul 10th 2014 at 11:59:46 PM

> The scent of onions fills the thread.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#286778: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:01:31 AM

I put it in white text for a goddamn reason.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#286779: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:03:08 AM

FUCKIN ASUKA'S IDEAS ABOUT ADOPTIVE DAUGHTERHOOD, THO. AAAAASHHHUFUHEU 3 FF 3

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286780: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:04:07 AM

is mobile okay

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#286782: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:05:00 AM

I have seen sum sheyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeit.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#286783: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:06:18 AM

And then everybody just shrugs it off and Reno's like LOL WHATEVER YO and the only person who points out how completely fucked up this all is is Denzel, and we're supposed to hate him because Cloud fucking disowns him, and Tifa, and we're supposed to hate her too because she gets in the way of teh yaoiz and actually yeah this definitely still deserves the worst rating we have, even after the Peach fic.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#286784: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:08:10 AM

this is WORSE then excrement??

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#286785: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:09:23 AM

At least the excrement guy didn't go into rape and incest territory with that... erm... that shit.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#286786: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:10:08 AM

[up]And then wrote like he didn't see anything wrong with it, and the characters that do are villainised.

So, actually, yeah, this is worse.

edited 11th Jul '14 12:10:29 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#286788: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:11:43 AM

> It's Shrek.

> "What are you all doin' in mah swamp?"

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#286789: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:11:46 AM

BRB, writing fanfic.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286790: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:12:06 AM

it's all ogre now

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#286791: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:17:11 AM

oh christ this is amazing

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286792: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:17:49 AM

i should mention

hawke isn't fucking insane

most if not all of what he says is humor and sarcasm

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#286793: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:18:21 AM

At one point poor Denzel gets made horribly OOC because the ficthor doesn't like him, and goes YOU ARE A FREAK OF NATURE AND I AM ASHAMED I KNOW YOU. And you agree with him.

And then Cloud fucking disowns him because that's what the ficthor wants.

Also Shinji gets shoved into the irrelevancy corner because he isn't kawaii desu enough to... er... participate.

I think probably the only character that didn't have everything about them mangled by the end of this story was Rude, and that's because he has basically zero lines, a crush on Tifa, and little relevance.

Although as far as I'm concerned, Reno X Rude is canon on at least some level. I'm not much of a fan of yaoitards reading into subtext that isn't there, even with bad, innuendo-laden writing, but... how the fuck else am I supposed to interpret this?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#286794: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:21:45 AM

@Badger: I legit snickered.

@Spaz: ...Mmm, yahp, those guys are fuckin'.

His poor, poor girlfriend...

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286795: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:27:32 AM

instead of fucking a jar

he should have eaten it

while watching the finest italian PUR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RNO

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#286796: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:28:05 AM

Ah

ahhhhhh

I was going to groan but then I saw the cleverly-placed typo.

You win.

[up]No, he was putting his noodle in.

edited 11th Jul '14 12:28:21 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#286797: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:28:22 AM

why is this man fucking a jar of spaghetti sauce

i

bwuh

wait

"noodle"

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH

edited 11th Jul '14 12:28:51 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286798: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:28:56 AM

i like all the hints

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#286799: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:28:58 AM

His girlfriend is Prego.

Geddit?

You geddit?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#286800: Jul 11th 2014 at 12:29:12 AM

Now she'll never have his spicy meatball...

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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