Just to clarify my stance on this since there is a fair bit of shit-flinging on this issue and some of you are new.
- Tifa — canon (they boinked under the Highwind)
- Himself — canon (it was a weird game)
- Aeris — canon depending on interpretation of how much of it was love and how much of it was brainfucking, but ultimately overturned via Masamune
- Barret- can be canon sort of
- Yuffie — canon on one side
- Denzel — NOT CANON EVER AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU FUCKERS SAY OTHERWISE
- Zack — not canon but people like to pretend it is because they don't know how to understand complicated character dynamics
- Sephiroth — not canon. Guy burnt his mother to death among other things, and is his superior officer, and is like fifteen years his senior or something. It ain't happening, however intentional or unintentional the rape symbolism may be
- Vincent — HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA —
- Reno — HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA... oh man I made myself nauseous again. I really ought to just get the damn sporking over with...
- Cid — not canon
- Nanaki — not canon
- Reeve — not canon
- Dirge of Cerberus — not canon fucking ever
- Fenrir — canon if only because Cloud is a bit odd about these things
Did I miss anything else?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist@Eldy: Protectin' what's important.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Okay, unrelated to what people are talking about, but... I was play-testing my Storm deck for Magic earlier on Cockatrice, and... I hit the luckiest break ever conceived.
I'll skip the details (I'll share the deck for whoever wants to see what I used), but here's the final results...
Cards left in hand/deck: 0
Graveyard: 11
Exiled cards: 23
Final Storm count: 46
Total damage: 324,281,232
I can try all I want, I'm never pulling that off again in my life.
And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...@Space: Yeah, you're making jokes now. You haven't read chapter eight, have you?
That's honestly why I haven't been playing Cloud much. I actually got grossed out of using him, and I can't write anything without those mental images popping up.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemistas long as we're talking about ships
do you undetstand
"Shake the dust." - Anis MojganiDude, no.
Chapter eight.
Just...
dear god
He fucking squeezes twins out of his dickhole and then nurses them with his man nipples
I can't
I just fucking can't.
Either that or he shits them out but I think it's the former and the lack of details provided on how ANY of this works makes things so much worse
I do not ship. I just go with what's canon.
edited 10th Jul '14 11:57:42 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistKaworu's "dayjob", tho.
Trip, is this what how megucas?

dont worry mobile
it could be worse
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