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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#286401: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:21:30 PM

Puppies not staying puppies is such BS.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#286402: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:23:35 PM

Oh god I want to pet that puppy.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#286403: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:23:35 PM

So, how many fairy tale references have you spotted?

The apples don't count, that one's fucking obvious.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#286404: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:24:17 PM

Gawd, my old tome of illustrated Grimm is upstairs, and I'm too lazy to go gank it.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#286405: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:24:24 PM

i havent been keeping track because the whole plot is a fairy tale reference so there is no point

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#286406: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:28:58 PM

fairy tale references are completely lost out on me, unfortunately, so i probably won't be catching any anytime soon

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286407: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:29:25 PM

this film is such a pretentious piece of shit

Enemy is literally the worst film I have seen in my life.

Words can not describe how much of a waste of time this movie is.

And the people who criticize it are always shouted down by these arrogant hipster nitwits who call everyone who isn't "them" a brainless idiot, whether by being passive-aggressive or resorting to the classic "ur a fag".

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#286408: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:30:23 PM

reading the plot summary

it sounds

stupidly pretentious

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286409: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:33:51 PM

This movie is just.

Horrible in every way.

The characters are shit.

There are no answers.

Nothing makes any sense.

It is rife with this pseudo-intellectual atmosphere and pointless symbolism.

Even the professional theories from the big film snobs don't explain anything or make any semblance of fucking sense.

And the ending.

I made the most retarded, bullshit guess I could, right before the reveal.

"She's a spider."

Guess what?

She was a spider.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#286410: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:34:43 PM

the spider symbolizes sadness, and the protagonist's inability to relate with a cold, uncaring world

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#286411: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:35:49 PM

"a man attends an erotic show that culminates in a woman crushing a tarantula with her high-heeled shoe"

what is this a French art film

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286412: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:35:59 PM

they actually fucking said that in one of the analysis

and then they claim that this represent a totalitarian state

or being ruled by your own internal dictator

or both

[up]it should have ended with "fin"

edited 10th Jul '14 8:36:18 PM by eldritchseer

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#286413: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:36:37 PM

this sounds like

the perfect film for a plug.dj

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286414: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:37:29 PM

The worst part is.

It's just fucking boring.

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#286415: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:38:07 PM

I would honestly be shocked if it wasn't made while they were all doing drugs

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#286416: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:40:31 PM

Oh God, I'm trying to spot the fairy tales being referenced but I ain't got a damn clue.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286417: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:41:02 PM

Also, Norm asked for the mutant designs from the Forest.

in future updates these will tear through walls like paper

these can only be killed with molotovs

no explanation for them

they're just there and help the cannibals

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#286418: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:41:09 PM

is there a mirrormask reference

you lose the challenge if there is

[up] fucking CHRIST

weren't they all just crusty orange men before?

edited 10th Jul '14 8:42:02 PM by MacDuffy

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#286419: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:41:48 PM

that

that is creepy as fuck

i want to get this game

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286420: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:42:35 PM

just

watch the videos of the forest

if it has some issues, mind that it's in alpha right now

for a game in alpha that's really fucking good

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#286421: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:43:22 PM

... Seer, what the heck is that thing? o-o

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#286423: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:44:43 PM

i wish i knew

right now you only find them in a cave

the first one charges you and can one-shot you

it raises it's front legs and bam it's right in your face

the second ones just

stand there

Elbruno Mummy Woomy from Chile: Not As Dry As Space! Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Mummy Woomy
#286424: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:45:55 PM

Makes me wonder how self-aware these "artistic" directors are, if any.

...Oh, almost forgot. Hi guys! So, I decided to take a look at the RP thread and it turned out to be pretty goddamn weird, so I followed a suggestion and decided to show my long absent face here first. Just my luck, things are still pretty goddamn weird here. tongue

"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#286425: Jul 10th 2014 at 8:46:23 PM

eh wot?

[up]ELBRUNO

HELLO

edited 10th Jul '14 8:46:44 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

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