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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#283451: Jul 4th 2014 at 8:32:44 PM

doeks

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#283452: Jul 4th 2014 at 8:34:44 PM

The polls are open:

The current options are:

  • Zombies (GM: Space) — Info
  • Three Faces of Villainy (GM: Olive) — Info

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#283453: Jul 4th 2014 at 8:36:18 PM

@Trip: The princess Yuki has been kidnapped by a bunch of demonic thugs. It's up to the group to investigate strange coincidences in various parts of Japan. There will be festivals, karikuri ninja, and an anachronistic theme park for some reason.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#283454: Jul 4th 2014 at 8:37:14 PM


Once a godforsaken city, where the bodies of angels littered the streets.

Much has changed in Santa Destroy....

.....

.....

.....

....-click-

"....Good evening....What would you like me to do?..."

"........"

".....Are you?...."

"....No.....No....Zose eyes are not his...."

".....You must just be shy. Sorry....your silence....it reminded me of someone I knew......"

"....Do you remember ze UAA?.....Yes, ze assassin craze.....Yes...gone now..."

"....I was a part of zat organization. From ze very beginning.....when the lives of those who bathed in blood were quiet and unassuming....."

"....I still remember ze old Santa Destroy....a dirty hole on the border....barely fit to be called a city....hideous food, no attractions...even zere booze was weak piss...."

"...And yet...no other city could bleed so much...No other city knew the clashing of blades better......"

"....He was an idiot....a sad, horny idiot...I felt sorry for him, ze poor sack of shit....Sitting there, drunkenly slurring about ze death of his parents....it was no wonder Henry never spoke of him....."

"...He had some cheaply-made beam katana he purchased on ze internet, so I decided to tell him about ze Assassin Association....a chance to climb his way to ze top. To face ze woman who destroyed his life....I thought he'd end up dead in a ditch, but at least 'e would 'ave 'ad ze opportunity, no?...."

"......And yet he killed them all....Climbed his way to ze top....Earned 'is vengeance. He had ze world in 'is hands...."

"....And he walked away.......To zis day....I question why...."

"....Santa Destroy had changed...expanded....thrust into ze pocket of ze rich. Assassination became a commodity....a public sensation....all because of him.....and he walked away."

".....'E returned, one day.....and joined ze ranks once more....lost in a storm of vendetta....He clawed tooth and nail to ze top again....he earned his place....he earned his respect.....he earned me....."

"....And walked away......"

"....It would not be ze same.....Ze assassins....Zey were all withered away by zere own hollowness, in time......Ze art was abandoned....Ze Association....crumbled."

"....And yet....Santa Destroy still bleeds...."

".....Wires, zey are called....creatures from ze moon....zere bodies, twisted into hideous shapes of flesh and machine....Zere minds, corrupted by hatred and lust. Zey kill for amusement, and zere evil infects others....Zey find so much pleasure in ze pain zey inflict, in ze pain zey feel......What better home for them zen zat blood-soaked city......"

"....I do not know for sure who leads zem.....but....ze dead 'ave risen in Santa Destroy....assassins whose lives were lost.....cut down in ze bloody swathe of zat one man.....his name is all they will speak of....His name, zey will always ask for...."

"....Travis Touchdown.....Ze Crownless King.....Ze No More Hero...."

"......."

".....'E would come every day....and sit here....never speaking......and I would just sit and tell stories...."

"........"

"....I am sorry, I-.....I must cut zis short, I-.....I can't speak anymore....."

"......"

"......Thank you for your time. I'll leave you to your thoughts."

.........-click-

.....

.....

.........-clack-

".....Did you get all that, Mika?"

Ro-ger, sir! We have the name of our target!

"...Wires have never shown the power to bring back the dead, before.....We're lucky this outbreak's been contained to Santa Destroy so far...."

"......Whatever this new power is, it's got to have something to do with that man...."

"....Travis Touchdown......prepare for your execution."

-In the hallway of an old, run-down sleaze joint, a man in a suit with a cybernetic arm adjusts his tie, removes his glasses, and brushes his hair back with his hand-

"....The job....."

"....Killer Is Dead."

HEROES ARE KILLERS

".......Hold on a second, a crossover!? I got two universes out for my head, now!?"

"Hey, you! Behind the screen! You better not vote for this bullshit, you hear me!? Do you assholes want me to die!?"


edited 4th Jul '14 8:37:57 PM by MacDuffy

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#283455: Jul 4th 2014 at 8:41:41 PM

OEGAMIOMS VIOLENTLY

DUFF IF YOU WIN AND THEN DROP OUT HALF WAY I SWEAR TO GAWD

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#283456: Jul 4th 2014 at 8:43:26 PM

The polls are open:

The current options are:

  • Zombies (GM: Space) — Info
  • Three Faces of Villainy (GM: Olive) — Info
  • Ganbare Goemon (GM: Josh) —Info
  • Heroes Are Killers (GM: Duffy) — Info

You sure you're gonna be here for this one, Duffy?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#283457: Jul 4th 2014 at 8:44:13 PM

i'm gonna see this shit through

count on it

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#283458: Jul 4th 2014 at 8:44:43 PM

hey spaz

how come you always make the signups in a rainbow

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#283459: Jul 4th 2014 at 8:51:09 PM

kay so who wants to play the villain

edited 4th Jul '14 8:51:20 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#283460: Jul 4th 2014 at 8:56:35 PM

So each choice is distinct from one another.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#283461: Jul 4th 2014 at 9:21:24 PM

You know what we really need to complete this day of patriotism?

The national anthem.

All rise for a bunch of painfully flat notes.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#283462: Jul 4th 2014 at 9:23:24 PM

Nothing says America quite like anime characters being dubbed to sing badly.

Also reposting this, because you weren't in the plug to see it.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#283463: Jul 4th 2014 at 9:23:38 PM

freedom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#283465: Jul 4th 2014 at 9:24:29 PM

we must never forget

[up] he has returned to his rest

the world has no more need for him

edited 4th Jul '14 9:25:17 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#283466: Jul 4th 2014 at 9:26:00 PM

My eyes just exploded. It was too painfully, blindingly white.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#283468: Jul 4th 2014 at 9:26:56 PM

All the red and blue and other ethnicities just kinda bled out and ran down the drain.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#283469: Jul 4th 2014 at 9:28:41 PM

perhaps one day, trip

perhaps one day

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#283471: Jul 4th 2014 at 9:30:09 PM

>anti smogon

>mfw

digging the aegislash tho

edited 4th Jul '14 9:30:25 PM by Trip

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#283473: Jul 4th 2014 at 9:32:41 PM

...I actually am curious about that OHKO clause.

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#283474: Jul 4th 2014 at 9:32:50 PM

[up][up][up]And yet when I asked you for advice on the game itself you had been so tainted by the metagame you didn't understand my question.

edited 4th Jul '14 9:32:57 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Trip Since: Mar, 2012

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