ChrissieMcNapkins
bruhonetta
from the traphouse
Since: Nov, 2012
Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
trip
Since: Mar, 2012
#278628: Jun 24th 2014 at 6:50:44 PM
Enraged inquiry: what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Proudly: I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elcor Naval Division, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. Intimidating declaration: I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top Elcor warrior in the entire Elcor Armed Forces. Offhandedly: you are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this cluster, mark my fucking words. Vindictively: you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Scathing suggestion: think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Elcor agents across the galaxy and your EP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. Additional diatribe: the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Genuine exclamation: you're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. With prideful candor: not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to every fleet of the Elcor Flotilla and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. Insincere concern: if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Mildly remorseful: you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. With barely contained excitement, I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian
Pokémon Alchemist
trip
Since: Mar, 2012
LatverianBadger
Calamity is a housewife
from gacha hell
Since: Jan, 2012
Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
trip
Since: Mar, 2012
Boxen
whatever he can
Since: Jan, 2013
#278635: Jun 24th 2014 at 6:57:59 PM
I'll do it!
Is what I would say if I had a mic.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
LatverianBadger
Calamity is a housewife
from gacha hell
Since: Jan, 2012
Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
#278638: Jun 24th 2014 at 7:10:32 PM
Shinji is triggered. Cloud should have checked his responsible adult privilege.
Yet another reason for Cloud to hate needles.
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MobileLeprechaun
(:
from Grayrock, TX
Since: Aug, 2009
Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
trip
Since: Mar, 2012
MobileLeprechaun
(:
from Grayrock, TX
Since: Aug, 2009
Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
trip
Since: Mar, 2012
trip
Since: Mar, 2012
trip
Since: Mar, 2012
ChrissieMcNapkins
bruhonetta
from the traphouse
Since: Nov, 2012
Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
Total posts: 510,405
