This is fucking surreal. It's like suddenly finding out Little Kuriboh was a rapist and you grew up with Little Kuriboh from the ages 10 to 13 or something.
What weirds me out the most was that there were hints all over the place this was happening. Suddenly this comes along, and it's OH WOW MY AFTERNOONS THROUGH MY FORMATIVE YEARS WERE SPENT WATCHING A MAN'S MASTURBATION FANTASIES AND PETTY JABS AT HIS ABUSED EXES WHILE HIS FRIENDS GRAUDUALLY DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM HIM OUT OF DISGUST AS A RESULT, GOOD GOLLY GOSH.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistOuch.
What a dick.
This is why you steer clear of online relationships. It's just too easy to hide the nasty parts of yourself.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Biggest problem is that it's so easy for one of the parties to completely drop off the earth, with no regard for the other.
It's the ultimate pick-up-and-drop tool for loser guys.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?I'm the only internet celebrity any of you should be fangirling over.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Badge, don't steal my followers.
I brainwashed them fair and square.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Yes, and I'm the uber-popular rival.
We can't start off with you having the advantage, mate.
Trip, you're the eyecandy.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?You have detailed and vivid dreams about this shit, don't you.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

wat
edited 16th Jun '14 10:54:16 PM by chibifenrix