"All merchants, unless they have been previously and publicly forbidden, are to have safe and secure conduct in leaving and coming to England and in staying and going through England both by land and by water to buy and to sell, without any evil exactions, according to the ancient and right customs, save in time of war, and if they should be from a land at war against us and be found in our land at the beginning of the war, they are to be attached without damage to their bodies or goods until it is established by us or our chief justiciar in what way the merchants of our land are treated who at such a time are found in the land that is at war with us, and if our merchants are safe there, the other merchants are to be safe in our land."
Boom. Magna Carter. Which is really hard to find quotations of.
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BREAKING NEWS: Raven can fuckin' draw.
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The Constitution reads
and I quote
verbatim
definitely not paraphrasing
or outright fabricating any of it: