GUYS, Olive is gonna read the best part of How Not to Write a Novel.
Well, they went straight for the politics.
He's gotten waaaaaaay more right-wing since we last saw him. He's considering voting for Sam Brownback.
Someone said something mean on the internet? That NEVER happens!
Dr. Krawitz retired after this, and now we have a much better principal. Fucking douchebag...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSome context that makes this even funnier: remember how I mentioned he used to own a pawn shop? One in a really shady part of town. The one I got my first console from, and I saw my first blowjob in the alley behind it when I was too young to realise what I was seeing.
Well, that same pawn shop used to sell guns. And as a result, he's gotten visits from the police, the US Marshall, even the Secret fucking Service.
Help me. My lungs. I'm dying. I can't.
Ooh, they're getting loud.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistIt's like Prom mated with Fox News and produced an old man with an eyepatch.
Now they're discussing what counts as a concealed weapon.
Aaaand now it's come full circle to the assault rifle in a Target in the most amazingly contrived way.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

argument will start over something silly I bet.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!