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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#273926: Jun 11th 2014 at 7:44:25 PM

the cop was the funniest thing i've seen in a long time

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#273927: Jun 11th 2014 at 7:50:21 PM

He had maybe five lines though. And then he got bitten in the face.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#273928: Jun 11th 2014 at 7:52:59 PM

but

he's such a meathead

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#273929: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:16:04 PM

It was a draft.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#273930: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:16:55 PM

it was spooky scary skeletons

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#273931: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:19:15 PM

Hey, you know that programme I went to the trouble of downloading just to convert my mkvs into mp4s, and it didn't even work after the first time?

Turns out VLC has a function on it that does that automatically, and in mere seconds, even with massive 4 gig files.

And thus I learn it is in fact possible to be completely overjoyed and absolutely fucking furious at the same time.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#273932: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:23:48 PM

oh

oh wow

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#273933: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:28:57 PM

EVERY OTHER

FUCKING SERVER I JOIN

IS FILLED WITH SCRUBS

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#273934: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:30:42 PM

Time to uninstall a broken 80 meg converter programme.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#273935: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:33:25 PM

I am unfamiliar with what makes a Scrub a Scrub. Please educate me Prom.

edited 11th Jun '14 8:33:40 PM by Azure

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#273936: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:35:15 PM

it's a rather erm

nebulous term

in this case, some dickbag constantly bragging every time he kills someone

gloating and being a douche

spamming the chat with "lol u just got ownd fagit"

yeah a player bragging about skill on a fucking VALVE PUBLIC SERVER

mmm hmm.

edited 11th Jun '14 8:35:44 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
trip Since: Mar, 2012
#273937: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:37:52 PM

holy ficksticks i gell asleep

was this your doing spaz

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#273938: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:38:13 PM

So what you're saying is.

That every time Trip brags about his non-existant pokemon skills and calls me a scrub.

He is infact.

Being a scrub.

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#273939: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:39:01 PM

mmm

possibly

War is God.
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#273940: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:42:43 PM

You heard the man Trip.

Whacha gon do about it scrub?

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#273941: Jun 11th 2014 at 8:43:54 PM

it's like

yeah, they're pretty good

a lot better than me

but um

yeah, killing a lot of noobs on a Valve public server isn't much to brag about

and I can't fucking stand it

that

and stupid, douchey, incompetent teammates in games like this just make me want to stop playing altogether

War is God.
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#273942: Jun 11th 2014 at 9:01:43 PM

You're better than me at least.

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#273943: Jun 11th 2014 at 9:06:51 PM

i ain't gonna pretend like i'm a good player

but i AM a noob, i guess

The communities in multiplayer shooters just... ugghhh...

Even so, better than the Call of Duty community (ORIGINAL STATEMENT, TAKE NOTE).

Whenever I play it and I join a lobby, I mute everyone in the goddamn lobby faster than you can say... canned tomatoes

War is God.
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#273944: Jun 11th 2014 at 9:11:28 PM

I WANT TEN OF THESE

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#273945: Jun 11th 2014 at 9:17:12 PM

Do you plan to make a army of them and take over the world Mobile?

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#273946: Jun 11th 2014 at 9:17:57 PM

I'm just content with letting them run around my house and yard.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#273947: Jun 11th 2014 at 9:23:49 PM

I can't blame you, they look so cute scuttling around on their legs.

edited 11th Jun '14 9:24:12 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#273948: Jun 11th 2014 at 9:27:38 PM

By Wallace Breen

Wallace Breen woke up one morning...

Judith Mossman 2 was in the WC.

Meanwhile Judith Mossman was walking by Judith Mossman 2 house, in fcrei She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!

She saw Judith Mossman 2 under the shower and was happy because there was no fire. She went into the house and used Judith Mossman 2's playstation to play some Guitar Hero (on hard mode of course) until Judith Mossman 2 was done. Suddenly, Wallace Breen walked in.

"Quick, you need to follow me! Gordon Freeman has returned!" "Wed do anything for you hunky baby." "ok lets go!!!!" "ok" "ok!" "ok!" And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest. So Wallace Breen got onto his Harley Davidson. The others followed on their scotters but were quite far behind. Wallace Breen knew he had to go faster and faster like the speeding bullet. So He raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops. "No time for rules!" he called out as he passed. "I have to take my full responsibilities of life!" he said. Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys! So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, punching them in the face as he was above them. "Eat my fist!" He yellwed as he knocked them out. He speed onwards past fields and volcanoes and cities and castles and other landscape. Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went. He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike. Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey. Our heroes arrived at the central district. "How will we find where he is based in this big city?" "We will never find him."

"Maybe not, look...there!" Behind them was a blood drenched blimp sign with Gordon Freeman INDUSTARYS scribbled apon it in blood . So they found where he was,and entered the building... As they entered there was lots of gaurds. So they swung back there trenchcoats and shot them all. (but no one died!). "Lets take the ventalation shaft!" "Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected" So they got into the ventalation shaft.

Wallace Breen noticed Wallace Breens erection, but didnt say anything They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart. We are here, said Wallace Breen crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on. "So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky A helicopter appeared above them. Gordon Freeman laughed at them "Ha Ha Ha Ha" "I could gun you all down from here, but I would rather do this...personal style." He leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop "Ready?" he said, still laughing. Wallace Breen removed his shirt and flexed his abs. "Yes. I am ready. " With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing. "I kill you dead" Gordon Freeman kicked Wallace Breen in the nose

Wallace Breen fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground. "Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Gordon Freeman "You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?" "I had too, for all that is good and just in the world." "Well now you will die. Goodbye." Gordon Freeman leaned over Wallace Breen holding mobile phone.

"Quick Wallace Breen use this!" said Wallace Breen ,chucking a nearby wheelbarrow towards Wallace Breen. Wallace Breen grabbed it and chucked it towards Gordon Freeman hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the skyscrapper! "Goodbye, Gordon Freeman have a nice fall!" "A Rrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom." Wallace Breen and Our Benefactors got out from the cornor where they were hiding. "Thank you, you saved us all" "Dont mention it."

So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids. The End

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#273949: Jun 11th 2014 at 9:30:44 PM

Beautiful literature.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#273950: Jun 11th 2014 at 9:30:53 PM

Is this the Bizzaro world Full Life Consequences?

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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