Hey, you know that programme I went to the trouble of downloading just to convert my mkvs into mp4s, and it didn't even work after the first time?
Turns out VLC has a function on it that does that automatically, and in mere seconds, even with massive 4 gig files.
And thus I learn it is in fact possible to be completely overjoyed and absolutely fucking furious at the same time.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemistit's a rather erm
nebulous term
in this case, some dickbag constantly bragging every time he kills someone
gloating and being a douche
spamming the chat with "lol u just got ownd fagit"
yeah a player bragging about skill on a fucking VALVE PUBLIC SERVER
mmm hmm.
edited 11th Jun '14 8:35:44 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.i ain't gonna pretend like i'm a good player
but i AM a noob, i guess
The communities in multiplayer shooters just... ugghhh...
Even so, better than the Call of Duty community (ORIGINAL STATEMENT, TAKE NOTE).
Whenever I play it and I join a lobby, I mute everyone in the goddamn lobby faster than you can say... canned tomatoes
War is God.Wallace Breen woke up one morning...
Judith Mossman 2 was in the WC.
Meanwhile Judith Mossman was walking by Judith Mossman 2 house, in fcrei She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!
She saw Judith Mossman 2 under the shower and was happy because there was no fire. She went into the house and used Judith Mossman 2's playstation to play some Guitar Hero (on hard mode of course) until Judith Mossman 2 was done. Suddenly, Wallace Breen walked in.
"Quick, you need to follow me! Gordon Freeman has returned!" "Wed do anything for you hunky baby." "ok lets go!!!!" "ok" "ok!" "ok!" And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest. So Wallace Breen got onto his Harley Davidson. The others followed on their scotters but were quite far behind. Wallace Breen knew he had to go faster and faster like the speeding bullet. So He raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops. "No time for rules!" he called out as he passed. "I have to take my full responsibilities of life!" he said. Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys! So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, punching them in the face as he was above them. "Eat my fist!" He yellwed as he knocked them out. He speed onwards past fields and volcanoes and cities and castles and other landscape. Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went. He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike. Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey. Our heroes arrived at the central district. "How will we find where he is based in this big city?" "We will never find him."
"Maybe not, look...there!" Behind them was a blood drenched blimp sign with Gordon Freeman INDUSTARYS scribbled apon it in blood . So they found where he was,and entered the building... As they entered there was lots of gaurds. So they swung back there trenchcoats and shot them all. (but no one died!). "Lets take the ventalation shaft!" "Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected" So they got into the ventalation shaft.
Wallace Breen noticed Wallace Breens erection, but didnt say anything They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart. We are here, said Wallace Breen crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on. "So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky A helicopter appeared above them. Gordon Freeman laughed at them "Ha Ha Ha Ha" "I could gun you all down from here, but I would rather do this...personal style." He leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop "Ready?" he said, still laughing. Wallace Breen removed his shirt and flexed his abs. "Yes. I am ready. " With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing. "I kill you dead" Gordon Freeman kicked Wallace Breen in the nose
Wallace Breen fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground. "Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Gordon Freeman "You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?" "I had too, for all that is good and just in the world." "Well now you will die. Goodbye." Gordon Freeman leaned over Wallace Breen holding mobile phone.
"Quick Wallace Breen use this!" said Wallace Breen ,chucking a nearby wheelbarrow towards Wallace Breen. Wallace Breen grabbed it and chucked it towards Gordon Freeman hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the skyscrapper! "Goodbye, Gordon Freeman have a nice fall!" "A Rrrrrgggg"
"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom." Wallace Breen and Our Benefactors got out from the cornor where they were hiding. "Thank you, you saved us all" "Dont mention it."
So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids. The End

the cop was the funniest thing i've seen in a long time