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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#270426: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:16:59 PM

I swear to God, that generator makes the most realistic shit.

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#270427: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:17:04 PM

Tony Abbott definitely puts the "kook" in kookaburra

did I mention that kookaburras are cute

War is God.
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#270428: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:17:48 PM

where is this

give it to me

dead devotion
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#270429: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:17:55 PM

FUZZ BABBIES

Oi, quit touchin' my wing!

[up]Beeeep

edited 2nd Jun '14 6:18:20 PM by MobileLeprechaun

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#270430: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:18:37 PM

Dis shit be realistic.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#270432: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:21:59 PM

looks kinda like a miniature dwarf duck

owl

goose

...thing

War is God.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#270433: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:23:14 PM

@trip

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#270434: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:23:28 PM

The babies are even weirder.

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#270435: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:26:16 PM

OH GOD WHAT IS IT

also

wtf volvo

why didn't they make the Sniper's bird companion a kookaburra

...I guess there aren't any kookaburra models on the TF 2 workshop

War is God.
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#270436: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:26:47 PM

Somebody needs to get their ass in gear and make that happen.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#270437: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:28:01 PM

guys

guys look

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#270439: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:34:43 PM

I'm tempted to make an avatar of the face I made.

Because it's disturbing.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#270440: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:35:10 PM

do it

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#270441: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:40:55 PM

Gordon Freeman woke up one winter morning...

On a cold september, after my great adventures, I was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes! "You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman. "What do you mean?" I said. "You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a dail up modem. "I still don't understand you?" I said. "Here, take this," she said and gave I an spatula. "Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!" And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to Cloud. "Oh no," said Cloud, "you must forget about this!" "Why?" I enquired, "what do you know?!" "I... I can't tell you. My dear Gordon Freeman, I didn't think it would be this soon!" "What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!" "It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Cloud and before I could do anything, Cloud had escaped my grasp. "No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!" I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt.I cut himself to make the pain go away, but it only helped a bit. So I wanted to find Alyx. After their adventure, I and Alyx had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like her. So I went to Alyx and told the whole story. She listened to me without saying a single word. Then she said: "Gee Wizz, this is serious!" And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!" Alyx sighed and said: "You have always been special, I and not just to me." "How do you know that?" Alyx looked at the alarmclock that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the the crowbar, doesn't it?" "My second sightsays so!" "Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Alyx said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you. "Inside? Like my heart?" "No, don't be silly, like a memory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Cloud doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!" Alyx's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. immeditately <I> felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a dog|a cat|a cheesescraper| in the distance. But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of mist and fog that filled my earliest childhood memories.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Dankovsky! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the fires of a bonfire and the centre of the earth.

Arriving at the mysterious shack, I found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in intestines.

"Its dangerious!" said Snake who as usually was cowardly squatting behind me. I carefully manuvred into the shack and on my tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath my feet croaked and I could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the the crowbar laid. Right there for my taking.

But I was clever. I knew it was a trap!

So I said to Snake, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe." And Snake was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!" sneakly ran backwards and let him to do the taking. I knew that if it was a trap, Snake would be triggering it. And then Dankovsky would get him, but not me. I knew Snake wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for me. He always said that. But forutnately when Snake grabbed the the crowbar, nothing happened. Except we were cowardly attacked by Ninja's!

They jumped into the shack and fired shurikons at us, but we managed the evade them quite well (by diving beneath the table and using the chairs to fend them off).

We defeated them quite quickly, they were no match for us. we smashed their heads in and ripped their clothes off and stabbed them until they stopped moving My blade was serenaded, so it ripped their stomachs open and blood and guts flew everywhere. Then when everything was dead, I licked off the blade .

But now with the the crowbar in our hands, we could take Dankovsky straight on! And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that "some" people... don't like my art. They say that it's...it's all terrible and horrible and sexist (i just believe that all men are rapists, OK?!!) horrible violent (this is MATURE, DID"T U READ THE DISCLAIMER?!). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot. Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My parents are getting a devorce and I'm sad because of all the stupid Enlgihs assignments I got (who needz it anyways, I speak it lol)

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits! Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this :( HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank Faerie Voldy 666 and Sweetycorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.

Goodbye crawl internet. I'll never trust you again!

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#270442: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:41:01 PM

Shinji's Bizarre Adventure

[up]Best Tranquil Meadows installment yet. 10/10

edited 2nd Jun '14 6:43:25 PM by MobileLeprechaun

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#270443: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:42:00 PM

The tears add to the accuracy imensly~

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#270444: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:42:20 PM

 Not great quality but I don't care. It's beautiful.

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#270445: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:42:30 PM

that there was the first and only thing appraoching a trnquil meadows fic

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#270446: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:43:55 PM

I liked the part with the guts and Gordon callously sending Snake to his death.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#270447: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:44:14 PM

Linky to thingy?

10/10 to all!

edited 2nd Jun '14 6:45:10 PM by Lilqueendaisy

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#270448: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:44:50 PM

is that julie, ram

@daisy : boop

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#270449: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:46:02 PM

Yes. Julie has paper-white skin, huge yellow lips, a bushy gray mustache, bright green eyes, and kickass glasses.

Also her nose is concealed by mustache.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#270450: Jun 2nd 2014 at 6:46:54 PM

sounds about right

jojo rennor is cooler than you

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