That sounds like a possessed Tickle Me Elmo.
by Gabe Newell
This is the amazing heroic tale of, our hero, Ferrets epic quest to find the holy evil Soul Gem
Julie was taking a shower this fine day. . .
Then, suddenly, Ferret leapt in. "Sorry I have to interupt you, naked in the shower, but we must go!" "What? im taking a shower, I am indecent!, this bathing costum barely concils my legs, cant you see that? I am as good as naked!" "yes, I can see that you are naked, in the shower" Ferret said. "But we must go...Walter is back!." "What not Walter!!!" "Yes!" "Oh!" Julie got out of the shower and put some clothes on. After she was no longer naked, they left to defeat Walter.
Along the way they summoned Gila, who joined them on their quest. "I will join you on your quest to defeat Walter said Gila. "Thanks for joining us on our quest," said Ferret; "Yes, we need your help to defeat Walter" said Julie. So, Julie Ferret and now Julie left for their epic quest to defeat Walter!
Then our gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Walter's massive dungeons but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.
Ferret thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Walter's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Walter's guards would never let them in. No... they had to be clever.
So Ferret came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes! Ferret's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with? Julie knew exactly the best store to go: Gothic Gap.
So they all went there in the deep of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store. Gila deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Walter's headquarters (but that was ok because Julie knew the store owner and she'd be heavily compensated after the adventure even though she was already quite rich from her gothic store franchise).
Ferret put on nice tight black leather pants. Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but he only did that because he liked the colour red, not because he is a vampire or a killer or something. Julie wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from dragon teeth that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Gila also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)
Finally they were ready to face Walter!
After renting a space shuttle and flying up they finally arrived at the Walter's secret base. It was the most epic tower they had ever seen! And atop they heard the roar of Walter's fearsome dragon. No longer owuld it singe villagers and nibble on cattle. It would finally pay for its crimes !
"Mhahahaha!" the dragon growled. It wooshed around and when it saw the heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and released it at them! But our heroes were more awesomeer than that, and with the powers stored inside the Soul Gem, Ferret used his magic and unleashed it upon the dragon! The weaping dragon fled and the heroes could get in.
Then at the end of a long stairway, Ferret saw Walter furnishing an incantation! Once more Ferret unleashed the magic but it had no use!
"Hahahaha! siad Walter. "Yur powers do nothing against my uber-evil. And you don't even know why...." "Why?" "I'll tell you why!" says Walter with lingering evil in his voice. "It's because the dragon.... is secretly your father!" "My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!" "I have turned your father into a dragon!" "Noooo what have you done?!" "I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!" And with that last sentence, Walter pointed his hedious finger at Ferret and a purple blinding streak of lighte went from his fingertip, onto the Ferret. "Arrggh!" Ferret muttered loudly. "Arrthuhgh!" Ferret"! said Julie, "Noooo!" And Gila ran towards Walter and reasoned reasonably with Walter. The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, Ferret's dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!
But he decided to stay a dragon because that was awesome. But he was no longer evil! So they all went ontop of the dad and flew back home. The end!
edited 2nd Jun '14 6:12:05 PM by MobileLeprechaun
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