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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#270302: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:24:31 PM

I used it.

I don't understand anything anymore.

Gonna PM the link to anyone who asks, because I think it's worth mentioning that if I hadn't changed the names, that would be Wrex boinking Cloud. You're welcome.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#270303: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:25:26 PM

Breen's phallic shaped Club.

Uh.

TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#270304: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:26:03 PM

@spaz: wh

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#270305: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:26:10 PM

I don't know, I see nothing on the paper. :/

I set all the things high in this one.

edited 2nd Jun '14 1:26:58 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#270306: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:27:06 PM

'kay so... how do i save it or keep it on the paper

War is God.
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#270307: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:27:54 PM

Copy the text, yo.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#270308: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:28:34 PM

yeah but i want to keep it in its current format

War is God.
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#270309: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:28:36 PM

What Mobile said.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#270310: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:29:19 PM

Screenshot it.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#270311: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:30:31 PM

but my screen isn't big enough to get all of it

War is God.
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#270312: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:32:11 PM

Do it in chunks, scrolling down as you go.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#270313: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:34:50 PM

The 120 Days of Sodom, or the School of Libertinism : The Return of The The Holy Piss Bottle of Merasmus XIV

by Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse

Once apon a time...
On the day her farmhouse was attacked with dominating force, Gerald Vorbelschmidts son had been sleeping untill 11 am.\ Normaly he got up at 4 to see the sunrise, because Gerald Vorbelschmidt had raised him as a good boyafter his mother died in mysterious circumstances all those years ago.

Everyone else was already up.

Sir Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse, Gerald Vorbelschmidt's son, was already making them all fried breakfirst with sirup. Sir Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse was an award winningmathmatics, his parents were proud. He was going to a school for talented children and thats all that mattered to them. They didnt mind that he was a bit wild at times. At 11, he now knew 6 languages, three medieval, 3 computer and 6 sign languages. He found it easy, and learnt them with his dad together.

By now, Gerald Vorbelschmidt was now up and standing on the porch with her shirt off.

She stared out over the wide desert landscape, she was handsome in a rugged kinda way.

Once, long ago, she was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world. She was no longer a soldier, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting.

She was troubled by a newspaper artical her read a few days ago, that mentioned that someone from Sparta, Kentucky was killed in a massive war . Her was one of the few people that knew that that shouldnt happen, because of a magic spell she cast with The Holy Piss Bottle of Merasmus XIV a few years ago.

The The Holy Piss Bottle of Merasmus XIV was now hidden in his garrage.

Gerald Vorbelschmidt was disturbed from her deep thinking by Sir Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse tugging on her shirt. "Father! Father! Look!".

Sir Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse pointed urgently at the horizon.

"Jesus Henry Christ!"

Helicopters Hundreds of them! They were coming straight at her house. She ran inside and bolted the bullet proof front door. She woke her son up, and told everyone to run out the back. They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room.

"Quick! Start the Helicopter! We are under attack!"

"OMG" He said as Jerk Meanerstein run out. He ran back in with his helmit.

"Holy Shit!".

Gerald Vorbelschmidt, meanwhile, triggered an explosion around his garrage in order to hide his precious The Holy Piss Bottle of Merasmus XIV. The rocks fell and burried it totaly secretly so no one would find it. (None of the soliders heard the explosion as they were looking the other way) Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer. Gerald Vorbelschmidt and his family ran to the hanger, Sir Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse leading the way with her shotgun

They dodged the soldiers as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire.

"Dont worry! We are almost there!".

They dived into their escape vechile, guns blazing.

Their was a soldier already there, but Sir Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse whackd him.

"Good job!" Gerald Vorbelschmidt said, as she pushed him out.

They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance. "Did you get the secret message?"

"Yes, my good friend Sir Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse told me that Garfunkel was behind this!".

"We gota deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece".

So they joined onwards, their enemy's in hot pursuit! AUTHORS NOTE: I HAVE SKIPED THE JORNEY BIT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BOREING..NO AUTHOR WRITES STORYS ABOUT TRAVELING! *yawn*! "We are almost there. Be thankfull nothing has gone wrong" said Gerald Vorbelschmidt as they arrived near there journeys end.'

"Arhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Sir Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse as he fall down a cliff.

"Nooooo....."

"There there, it will be ok"

"No..This is something...you cannot ease "Why? "You dont have advantages!"

"oh"

"Don't worry, I feel better. What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basically, it went like this

Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionally, its to save me time. Ok, after they finished the computer mouse they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies The next morning we got evreything ready and went out to infiltrate Garfunkel's base. And with my clever plan and daring disguise, we managed to surprise their forces.

We then defeated Garfunkel and everyone rejoiced. I came back from the celebrations to find Gerald Vorbelschmidt and Jerk Meanerstein in my room.

"Sir Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse said Gerald Vorbelschmidt", "You need to make a choice."

Manly Jerk Meanerstein believed the same thing," he said: I believe the same thing. It cannot go on like that.

He was right of course, it couldn't go on like this. I had to make a choice and the choice was...

"I pick," I said with all the pain in the wolrd in my heart because I knew that excluding one of the other was a true betrayal of my feeling. And when I looked at them, I saw them both waiting my very breath: "I pick Gerald Vorbelschmidt!"Purely in a platonic way, of course. Nothing funny."

And they recognised my wisdom and in the end, everything was right. We all lived happily togethre after all.

edited 2nd Jun '14 1:40:20 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#270314: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:36:00 PM

spaz

wh

lemme see

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#270315: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:36:54 PM

JESUS HENRY CHRIST

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#270316: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:40:58 PM

What a great story Prom.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#270317: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:42:58 PM

Fuck you, Tranquility Glockenspiel Titmouse, Gerald Vorbelschmidt is my man... woman... erm... something!

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#270318: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:57:00 PM

I just got a gift card to buy Jojo All Star Battle and PSN is down ;w;

Deer
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#270319: Jun 2nd 2014 at 1:58:18 PM

: Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one)s Return by thespacephantom Note: In this true story, the charecters are showing as their real selves. I have not censored it like the the mainstream storys.

Mu Hhahaha! The Evil Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge laughed as he looked at his vaste armies!!! "Soon I will destroy the a SPACESHIP!!! And nothing can stop me!!!

Summary: I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) was sitting behind his tv. He felt the tears well up in his eyes like a damb bursting. After their last adventure, Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How mean and intolerant real humans actually were. Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) stared at a picture of a tiger. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill him but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on him when he was at his weakest and darkest moment. When he needed his friends the most.

But there had been one small ray of light in this whole nightmare. Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) remembered fondly the day he discovered it. It was a tuesday morning he rememberanced. The memories surfaced before his mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) well knew it, a single tear welled up in his eyes and trickled down his cheek. Because even when all his 'friends' betrayed him, there was one consistant factor in his life: Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge.

And Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) had for Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, deep sense and longing for Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge.

Alas, Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) thought to himself. Why must they battle? Why must Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) be destined to annihilate Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge? Can he ever tell Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge how much Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge means to Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one)?

If only he could. Then all his pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Fen (who told him she loved him, only to stab him right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge and Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one)'s true feelings for him.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful Teenage Mutant Ninja Fen and sporty Werewolf Clout Strove. Smart and clever Mighty Morphine Fiora And Also Wren and... and Vampire Aven Turor (Adventurer, geddit).

I too had heard of Vampire Aven Turor (Adventurer, geddit) and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him But here he stood before me, stretching and gesturing at circles on the wall. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.

And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him.

"We should defeat Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge," Vampire Aven Turor (Adventurer, geddit) said. "I agree," said Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one), "but I'm not sure." "We can use your new friend," said Vampire Aven Turor (Adventurer, geddit). "Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge doesn't know Jr. Allison. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that. "But Jr. Allison is still very inexperienced," said Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one), "And I worry about him." "Don't worry," said Vampire Aven Turor (Adventurer, geddit), "I know Jr. Allison can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.

In the corners of my eyes I saw Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, he walked away.

I walked after Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) and said: "What's wrong?" "Nutting" Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) said but I didn't believe him. "No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things." "You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) and sighed. He then said: "You know my past, right?" I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes." "Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) said. A single tear rolled down his cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was. "And I feared,' Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at Vampire Aven Turor (Adventurer, geddit) like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?" "But I do!" 'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge if you won't be with me?" "Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing manly.

But then, then Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose? We are almost there I..I can sense it" He walked around, stopping So they proceeded. This went on for sometime. They walked about for a bit, stopping outside a tall building. "Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge....he is here", said Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) As they entered there was lots of gaurds. So they swung back there trenchcoats and shot them all. (but no one died!). "Lets take the ventalation shaft!" "Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected" So they got into the ventalation shaft.

They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart. We are here, said Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on. "So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky A helicopter appeared above them. Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge laughed at them "Ha Ha Ha Ha" "I could gun you all down from here, but I would rather do this...personal style." He leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop "Ready?" he said, still laughing. Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) removed his shirt and flexed his abs. "Yes. I am ready. " With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing. "I kill you dead" Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge punched Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) in the chest

Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground. "Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge "You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?" "I had too, for all that is good and just in the world." "Well now you will die. Goodbye." Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge leaned over Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) holding knickers.

"Quick Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) use this!" said Jr. Allison ,chucking a nearby pineapple towards Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one). Pirate Rennor (The normal one, not the weird mad scientist one) grabbed it and chucked it towards Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the skyscrapper! "Goodbye, Mighty Morphine Worzel Gummidge have a nice fall!" "A Rrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom." Werewolf Clout Strove and Vampire Aven Turor (Adventurer, geddit) got out from the cornor where they were crying in fear. "Thank you, you saved us all" "Dont mention it."

So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids. The End

@tats: TATS WHAT IS YOUR PSN

mine is thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#270320: Jun 2nd 2014 at 2:00:41 PM

mine is really lame

TatsumaRoroku

Gosh I made that in like middle school or something

edited 2nd Jun '14 2:00:59 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#270321: Jun 2nd 2014 at 2:01:55 PM

mine is thespacephantom

EDIT: wait i already said that

i will not be able to add you for a while, as my ps3 is busted

edited 2nd Jun '14 2:02:19 PM by thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#270322: Jun 2nd 2014 at 2:04:01 PM

I need advice.

I have an Octillery. It is a female, and it is already trained.

But I want to catch a male so I can name it Garrus.

Is it worth it?

Also I should probably be playing ME 2. My fish are probably all dead again.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#270323: Jun 2nd 2014 at 2:04:54 PM

just name it garrusette

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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#270324: Jun 2nd 2014 at 2:05:58 PM

Oh! Name it "Stupidtits"

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#270325: Jun 2nd 2014 at 2:06:07 PM

No. That sounds like some sort of disease.

[up]Octillery is not stupid. Nor does it appear to have tits.

That being said, I did have a Castform at one point named Cloudboobs.

edited 2nd Jun '14 2:07:04 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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