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LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!Hi Icy, I'm just gonna share a Fic.
And I failed to quoteblock... =_=
Once apon a time...
Griffin was singing a song about a bunch of flowers. Suddenly it bumped into Cloud. "Whoa I didnt expect to see you here at your house." "Yes I come here every day." Suddenly, an explosion was heard.He put his Sex in her Sex and they had Sex! They ran like mad . But they fell on a tiny power cable. "oh no us have have been damaged " said Cloud. "I believe Breen is behind this!" "I deduced as much myself did I" "He is behind an huge mega organisation to takeover us." "How"? By makeing a gigantic DV Dcase of doom and praying too it. "can we stop him?" Yes, by finding the ming vase of doom. "where?" In the far away castle , hidden in the vally of doom , opposite the staircase to nania. ........ There lies a signpost...it will tell you where to go. "Who are you?" "I am just a figment of your imagination" With that the myseterious invisible voice vanished in a puff of smoke. "Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!" "Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!" And with that they left
Then our bloodthirsty gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Breen's phallic shaped Club but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.
Cloud thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Breen's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Breen's guards would never let them in.They couldn't go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.By Sex. No... they had to be clever.
So Cloud, after a suggestion from deadly Serenity Darkmoon Raven, came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes! Cloud's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with? deadly Serenity Darkmoon Raven knew exactly the best store to go: Tramp Vamp.
So they all went there in the death of the night and took out the patrolling store guards with their silenced cross bows, 'paw!' 'paw!', leaving only a single red dot in their forehead Gordon deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Breen's headquarters
Cloud put on nice tight leather pantsthat made his man bulge stand out noticeably. . Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with blood-red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red blood to draw little drops of blood on there deadly Serenity Darkmoon Raven wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from cerberus teeth that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Gordon also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)
Finally they were ready to face Breen! They left Cloud's wagon(A luxery honda landrover jeep Volkswagen mini with climate control, extra ABS, on green energy sources) and they stood before the place Breen had been amassing his forces. It was the doorway to hell. And finally they got confirmation for what they had been expected all along... Breen.... was satan!(Also known as Lucyifer, or the moaning star)
But that did not deter him. Cloud could press on and 70 seeing his courage, his friends too found the strenght in themselves to push themselves to the limit for him.
But then they heard a loud noise, like the stamping of feet or like a bad car engine or when they try and make the ground flat enough so they can build a side-walk. All around them, demons appeared!
Breen had them. And Cloud knew that what he was going to do with them, it wasn't going to be pretty!or involve much clothing! or suitable for children!
But then Cloud saw massive wings sprouting from his backside. Where had once been the golden and silver tattooes, Cloud had wings!(Cloud was upset Cloud lost the tattoos though, it hurt him bad. But Cloud knew sacrifices had to be made)
Cloud spread them out before him and stretched them. No one could look away They were at least 4 meters in windspan.
Cloud then turned to Breen. He gawked in awe at him. It was a power he had not seen before. "This power," Breen said, "This power is... I have never... seen... such power." Even Fen looked in awe at him. And then she said what everyone (including him) had been thinking but didn't dare to say: "You're an... you're an... an..." "Say it, Cloud said" "Tell the truth, I can take it!" Cloud said as Cloud felt the burning nerves in his body floating in his stomach. "An Angel," said Breen in absolute and utter awe. "T His I... I never have seen before" Gordon and Griffin were just as much in awe. Though with Gordon, Cloud knew it was because he just loved him so much. When Cloud looked in his eyes, it was like Cloud was drowing in a puddle of the deepest of colours. When he takes him every evening, ravages his man cave. And every night he asks him, "Are you truly from heaven" as his leaky hose lays there, resting from a long and hard struggle. Now he knew the answer. And deep inside of him, Cloud was happy. Happy that he could finally have him as how Cloud am, not what Cloud pretended to be.
Cloud stretched his wings further and light came from beneath them, surrounding everyone in the syrinic light. The demons had to hide their horrific feces beneath their wings as not to be blidned by the beauty of his light. Breen fell down on his knees and raised his arms in prayer: "Oh god, let me live. Let me be a part of the light again@"
And Cloud looked down upon him and took out a katana that Cloud had been carrying on his back all this time and with one quick sweep Cloud cut Breen head clean off. In intimidation, all demons also lost their heads. Before them the portal exploded in rays of light and blue and greens and cyans. It was a wonderous spectacle to behold!
Gordon ran into his arms and whispered naughty things in his ear. That was what they were going to do tonight, after they're back and rested a bit. Then he would bang him so deep, his beef whistle would come out the other side. Cloud was looking forward to it.
Then Cloud was crowned king of The Room and Cloud would live many many lives after this one.[[quoteblock]]
edited 2nd Jun '14 1:22:42 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

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edited 2nd Jun '14 12:21:11 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post