You are still the best guy here, Chibi.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?He's trying to point out he smells singed, but has little experience with this sort of thing.
My knowledge of Fairy Tale canon is basically that there is a lady with armour and also dragons and a guy that blows stuff up because dragons. That's it.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThat is indeed very nifty.
Imma make fun of a dumb story written by probably a twelve year-old pretending to be twenty-five or something.
I'll just start by saying he makes the unholy trinity of dumb jokes about VII right off the bat — lol hair, lol sword, and lol emo. Which is a very, very strong indicator he hasn't played the game, and just wants an easy target.
But even better — it's a self-insert fic.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThis one is obnoxious. I can practically smell the Cheetos from here.
Aaaaaand check one for the emo jokes!
Another check for the pretentious-ass narration.
Make that double-check.
Triple check. I hate you already.
...This whole story is a unique combination of equal parts UM and hahahahahashut the fuck up.
Like so.
Fasten your seatbelts, folks.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Buckles up, typing away as he edits the document.
and before you ask, yeah, starting from the beginning, cause now I can save the avatars. they may not be the right ones but hell, now they are there.
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Hey, cool. Is that publicly editable?
edited 21st May '14 12:40:28 AM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Hmm... can you colour the text white? Doc Scratch style.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?...????????
NO HOMO LEL
...That is... somehow even worse.
All three times. SO MANY
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Oooh, that's a good idea for a trope. Does it exist? Maybe YKTTW it if it's not existing.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

You're okay.
You sure you don't want help?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist