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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#257126: May 1st 2014 at 7:54:42 AM

My father wants me to go into the military so I can pilot drones and/or spy for the Pentagon because of my language stuff.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#257127: May 1st 2014 at 7:55:28 AM

I have to go into the military either way because conscription.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#257128: May 1st 2014 at 9:06:06 AM

i aint going to no military

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
trip Since: Mar, 2012
#257129: May 1st 2014 at 9:08:45 AM

u'm too much of a pussy for that

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#257130: May 1st 2014 at 9:09:07 AM

Even if you protest with all your conviction, it's USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS!

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#257131: May 1st 2014 at 9:11:56 AM

it's no use

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#257132: May 1st 2014 at 9:12:01 AM

At most my involvement with military matters would be Defense secretary.

And that's if I go into politics.

But in terms of direct military involvement.

I shamelessly admit to preferring to be an armchair general.

Or at least some position away from the front-lines.

I'm basically Darling from Blackadder goes Forth...

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#257134: May 1st 2014 at 9:28:25 AM

no

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#257135: May 1st 2014 at 9:29:40 AM

i'd rather throw myself into a tub full of hungry piranhas than join anything resembling the military

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#257136: May 1st 2014 at 9:43:02 AM

jaaaam

where are you

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#257137: May 1st 2014 at 10:11:07 AM

guuuuuuuuuuuys

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#257138: May 1st 2014 at 10:25:38 AM

space

what is your favorite Tom waits song

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#257139: May 1st 2014 at 10:33:34 AM

why do you ask

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#257140: May 1st 2014 at 10:37:53 AM

idunno i was listening to tom waits and i was wondering

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#257141: May 1st 2014 at 10:39:58 AM

there's a world

going on

underground

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#257143: May 1st 2014 at 10:43:25 AM

i also like

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#257144: May 1st 2014 at 11:07:44 AM

the feels

my favorite is shiver me timbers

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#257145: May 1st 2014 at 11:08:10 AM

i have not heard that one but i want to listen to it now

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#257146: May 1st 2014 at 11:09:19 AM

it's 70's lounge musician tom

edited 1st May '14 11:09:41 AM by MacDuffy

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#257147: May 1st 2014 at 11:09:53 AM

this is good

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#257148: May 1st 2014 at 11:10:54 AM

old captain ahab

he ain't got nothing on me

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#257149: May 1st 2014 at 11:12:58 AM

dorks

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#257150: May 1st 2014 at 11:15:24 AM

nonono

we are talking about obscure music

the proper term is hipsters

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