Too much blood. Hemophilia.
edited 28th Apr '14 6:14:53 PM by MobileLeprechaun
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So you all know Slowbro
◊. He's a chill guy, being able to take hits, boost itself with Calm Mind, and be a pretty dangerous physical threat. It's not uncommon to see this pokemon on a team, and it's very reliable.
But some evil scumbag tainted it, took it to the darkside.
And gave it the most sadistic moveset of all time.
So you're a rising star in the metagame. Your team pulled you through to the very end, and now you've decided to go up against a random trainer online.
He sends out a Slowbro. You, being the hopeless naive sod you are, send out your Pokemon.
He uses a move called Block, so now you can't switch in. No problem! Just use Giga Drain, and you'll floor him in a few turns!
Then he starts spamming Slack Off, healing himself every turn, making your attacks worthless.
But no worries! He'll run out of PP!
Wait, he has a Leppa Berry? No problem, you're patient!
For those who don't know, Leppa Berries restore your PP by 10.
It gets worse.

But you can't kill smoke. Silly Silver.