I don't even.
Oh- Jackie Chan movie.
"The Accidental Spy"
And...
"Portrait of a Zombie"
"The Amazing Transplant"
"The Machine Girl"
"Monkey Magic: The Movie" Never even heard of this.
And award for longest title thus far-
"Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood"
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post"Cum to Live" was truly a cult classic.
"The Secret Life of Adolf Hitler" I know this could be good. But the title just makes me amused for some reason.
I was unaware that "Shaolin Soccer" was an actual film and I just remember this- weird game from ages ago that I saw videos or something for.
"The Art of Stealing" another unrated-on-amazon film.
edited 17th Apr '14 3:55:20 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postGood.
So my plan is working.
"Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?"
"Zombie Holocaust" rated 5 by two people.
"Night Caller from Outer Space"
"The Blood of Fu Manchu"
"The Sinful Dwarf"
"War Gods of the Deep"
"One of those nights"
"Gladiator of Rome" not to be confused with just- Gladiator.
I think I just found a Blacksploitation film
"The Black Godfather"
Oh- and "The Magic Christian"
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postYeah, it kind of does.
"Antisocial Behaviour" sounds like it's supposed to be a Horror-comedy. But it's poster just looking at it seems to me that it wants you to take it seriously.
"A Gothic Confession"
"An American Candidate" How is this an awe-inspiring pitch title-wise? If it's for the USA Presidency then I'm not really surprised because if I recall you have to be born in the US anyway to be a candidate.
Oh god.
There's a Live Action version of The Jungle Book.
Edit because I don't want to double-post
But... Some of these titles.
"The Chinese Bungalow"
"Satan Met a Lady"
"Tomorrow at Seven"
"Love from a Stranger" doesn't sound that bad. Stalker-ish, though.
"Teenagers from Outer Space"
"A Killing Affair"
And... There is quite literally a film that is called "Please Kill Me"
edited 17th Apr '14 4:17:23 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postI heard about the last one.
It was on telly a few years back. Never watched it though.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?My edit was ninja'd.
But in all honesty...
I'm not even close to the final page of this selection of films that Amazon offers people to watch instantly.
"The Hideous Sun Demon"
"A Real American Hero"
"Things Done Changed"
"Teenage Zombies"
edited 17th Apr '14 4:20:24 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Maybe they had the same writing situation as that one awful AVP movie.