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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#252351: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:37:14 PM

Maybe they had the same writing situation as that one awful AVP movie.

TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#252352: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:38:40 PM

i saw that one

it was eh

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#252353: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:41:33 PM

"Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy"

I don't want to know what this film is about.

"My Pink Shirt"

This one I just don't get.

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#252354: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:43:07 PM

vegeta

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#252355: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:43:42 PM

Olive, goodness gracious. This is getting outlandish.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#252356: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:44:07 PM

"One of our Dinosaurs is missing"

Holy shit it's 4 and a half stars and made by Disney.

Is it just one of those kinds of films that was good but no-one really remembers it?

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#252357: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:44:24 PM

WHOA WHAT

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#252358: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:45:35 PM

SOMEBODY GOOGLE IT

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#252360: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:48:28 PM

maybe it only has like

2 people who reviewed it

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#252361: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:49:11 PM

I don't even.

Oh- Jackie Chan movie.

"The Accidental Spy"

And...

"Portrait of a Zombie"

"The Amazing Transplant"

"The Machine Girl"

"Monkey Magic: The Movie" Never even heard of this.

And award for longest title thus far-

"Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood"

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#252362: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:50:09 PM

@_________________@

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#252363: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:50:30 PM

The finest example of cinema.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#252364: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:52:35 PM

you know what I like?

audiobooks

you know what I really like?

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy audiobook

as narrated by stephen fry

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#252365: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:53:25 PM

Wait, that exists?

That sounds really good.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#252366: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:54:21 PM

"Cum to Live" was truly a cult classic.

"The Secret Life of Adolf Hitler" I know this could be good. But the title just makes me amused for some reason.

I was unaware that "Shaolin Soccer" was an actual film and I just remember this- weird game from ages ago that I saw videos or something for.

"The Art of Stealing" another unrated-on-amazon film.

edited 17th Apr '14 3:55:20 PM by RegularDefender

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#252367: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:55:29 PM

These are literally taking years off of my life.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#252368: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:56:18 PM

Olive, you're going to drive yourself insane with these things.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#252369: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:59:52 PM

Good.

So my plan is working.

"Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?"

"Zombie Holocaust" rated 5 by two people.

"Night Caller from Outer Space"

"The Blood of Fu Manchu"

"The Sinful Dwarf"

"War Gods of the Deep"

"One of those nights"

"Gladiator of Rome" not to be confused with just- Gladiator.

I think I just found a Blacksploitation film

"The Black Godfather"

Oh- and "The Magic Christian"

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#252370: Apr 17th 2014 at 4:01:53 PM

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#252371: Apr 17th 2014 at 4:03:48 PM

Don't worry.

"Vampire Dentist" and "The Monkey's Uncle" are surely good films.

Right, guys.

"Edison Death Machine"

"The Dark Corner"

"Switchblade Sisters"

All cult-classics, right.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#252372: Apr 17th 2014 at 4:04:21 PM

"war gods of the deep" sounds cool though

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#252373: Apr 17th 2014 at 4:07:55 PM

Yeah, it kind of does.

"Antisocial Behaviour" sounds like it's supposed to be a Horror-comedy. But it's poster just looking at it seems to me that it wants you to take it seriously.

"A Gothic Confession"

"An American Candidate" How is this an awe-inspiring pitch title-wise? If it's for the USA Presidency then I'm not really surprised because if I recall you have to be born in the US anyway to be a candidate.

Oh god.

There's a Live Action version of The Jungle Book.

Edit because I don't want to double-post

But... Some of these titles.

"The Chinese Bungalow"

"Satan Met a Lady"

"Tomorrow at Seven"

"Love from a Stranger" doesn't sound that bad. Stalker-ish, though.

"Teenagers from Outer Space"

"A Killing Affair"

And... There is quite literally a film that is called "Please Kill Me"

edited 17th Apr '14 4:17:23 PM by RegularDefender

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#252374: Apr 17th 2014 at 4:15:58 PM

I heard about the last one.

It was on telly a few years back. Never watched it though.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#252375: Apr 17th 2014 at 4:18:30 PM

My edit was ninja'd.

But in all honesty...

I'm not even close to the final page of this selection of films that Amazon offers people to watch instantly.

"The Hideous Sun Demon"

"A Real American Hero"

"Things Done Changed"

"Teenage Zombies"

edited 17th Apr '14 4:20:24 PM by RegularDefender

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