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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#252326: Apr 17th 2014 at 2:39:16 PM

That is literally the most awesome thing I've seen today.

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#252328: Apr 17th 2014 at 2:42:49 PM

Heheh.

Ah well.

I have an issue of Private Eye so I might read up on recent news.

Well- recent... ish.

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#252330: Apr 17th 2014 at 2:43:59 PM

i need these books

like now

edited 17th Apr '14 2:44:05 PM by Boxen

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#252331: Apr 17th 2014 at 2:46:38 PM

Same. :D

Sometimes having kids can be a chore.

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#252333: Apr 17th 2014 at 2:48:02 PM

Saw the most compelling film title while browsing for the next film to watch on Prime Instant.

"Diary of a Bad Lad"

If that doesn't scream Blockbuster, you can take my word for it as the sarcastic type.

Nevermind-

Just got topped by "Sympathy for Mr Vengeance"

edited 17th Apr '14 2:51:34 PM by RegularDefender

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#252334: Apr 17th 2014 at 2:52:13 PM

Those sound really silly.

Norm, lewk.

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#252335: Apr 17th 2014 at 2:53:35 PM

They were both rated 4-stars.

But-

Could they really not come up with a better title on that second one?

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#252336: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:02:14 PM

I double-post.

But.

This is just ridiculous.

"Weenie Roast Massacre"

... I don't want to know.

"High school football star Marty had his career cut short by an accident at a weenie roast and due to learning disabilities is now living at home."

Sounds riveting.

edited 17th Apr '14 3:02:47 PM by RegularDefender

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#252337: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:02:31 PM

um

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#252338: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:03:03 PM

What even are these.

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#252339: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:04:07 PM

Weenie Roast Massacre doesn't have an Amazon review.

I kind of want to watch it to see just how it's even 5.8/10 on IMDB.

edited 17th Apr '14 3:04:23 PM by RegularDefender

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#252341: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:17:29 PM

because this world is sad

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#252342: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:18:50 PM

"Death of a Ninja"

Not sure if that title alone tops it.

Also-

"The Four Sided Triangle"

... Well, this is going to be fun just looking at all these probably-horrible films.

Or at least- poorly titled films.

"Invitation to a Suicide" Ha-ha-ha what?

edited 17th Apr '14 3:19:18 PM by RegularDefender

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#252343: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:20:46 PM

Are you in sitcom world or something? These all sound super outlandish.

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#252344: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:21:45 PM

there is actually a terribad movie called "dracula the dirty old man"

no afaik it's not a comedy

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#252345: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:23:05 PM

I have no idea.

But-

Why isn't Big Bad Beetleborgs a cult TV Classic?

(I'm not even kidding about the existence of these films...)

Oh- and there's a comedy entitled "The Socratic Method"

Synopsis for it?

"This comedy follows three law students. Terry is laidback, never expecting he'll have to work. He's flatmates with Susan, who's efficient and has always wanted to be a lawyer. Charles is the third one, a hustler who gets more than he bargained for when he works for a shady plaintiff attorney."

Apparently it's a 7.1/10 on IMDB

Just saw another golden one

"Kill Kill Faster Faster"

edited 17th Apr '14 3:24:06 PM by RegularDefender

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#252346: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:27:23 PM

I have no words. Only noises. Walrus noises.

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#252347: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:34:11 PM

"Boxing Jesus"

And on the same page-

"Our Daily Bread"

Some other gems;

"The Friggin' Mafia Movie"

"Virtual Sexuality"

Oh- "Foreign Ghosts" Geez- I didn't know the dead had the concept of immigration when it comes to haunting the living world.

"The Gods Must be Crazy 2" I'm surprised this is even a sequel.

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#252348: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:35:04 PM

Hey, don't knock Gods 2. Just as badass as the original.

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#252349: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:36:03 PM

someone writes these films

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#252350: Apr 17th 2014 at 3:37:05 PM

I haven't even heard of it.

I haven't heard of many of these things.

Like- did you know that Kronk had his own sequel?

As in- Emperor's New Groove Kronk.

[up] This is what scares me.

edited 17th Apr '14 3:37:26 PM by RegularDefender

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