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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#458326: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:07:09 PM

silver is literally 20

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#458327: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:08:32 PM

im not being irrational

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#458328: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:09:38 PM

People will ship anything and everything for giggles

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#458330: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:22:29 PM

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#458332: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:25:40 PM

get out

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#458333: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:26:06 PM

There was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#458334: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:27:24 PM

jam walks into a bar

he is immediately thrown out for these shitty puns

then again its the south so it could just be racism

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#458336: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:33:26 PM

I've found a wellspring of shit ass puns.

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#458337: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:33:47 PM

oh god no

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#458339: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:39:30 PM

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#458341: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:40:35 PM

yes he is

i know, shocking

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#458342: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:42:41 PM

Both of my parents were mixed and white as fuck.

I don't know how much of me is black its there.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#458344: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:46:51 PM

I have a zoo, but the only animal in it is a dog.

It's a shih tzu.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#458345: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:52:00 PM

those dogs are tiny

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#458346: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:53:39 PM

i'm brown enough to be considered "exotic" but not too dark so i don't scare white people. like the disney channel.

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#458347: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:54:25 PM

people call me a big teddy bear

but im threatening enough to scare old white people

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#458348: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:55:44 PM

I'm white enough to never have to consider my race as a factor when society mistreats me and thus have a skewed view of socio-ethnic struggles.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#458349: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:57:04 PM

I get called pretty boy by old people sometimes.

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#458350: Oct 18th 2015 at 8:58:05 PM

im so white i qualify as a vampire for the purposes of racial profiling


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