My respect for Batman has skyrocketed.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Previously on Teri Is A Dick To Everyone
LEL
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This was actually an accident, but hey, it works.
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...Eh, I don't need Thunderbolt THAT bad...
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Doing the save porting thing again, this time with Ruby. Current team consists of a Sneasel, a Jolteon, a Delibird, a Dewgong, a Jirachi, and a Deoxys.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemistrenegade teri should utilize some of these
Ooh, black market balls.
Yes, indeed.
Though the Extra Ball is kinda redundant with Normal Teri considering she insists on carrying all of her Pokemon on her at all times, meaning she's breaking the six-at-a-time law several times over. Why do you think she has two bags?
edited 21st Oct '14 8:18:53 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistOkay so a thing about Teri (The non-evil one) for the uninitiated:
The thing about Teri is that she's basically The Endgame Trainer and she knows it — pockets stuffed with money, countless TMs, badges, certificates, more money, Legendary and/or high-leveled Pokemon, more money, and more Pokemon than any one person should be allowed to have. And she's very aware of how much power she has, given the whole "I have enough money to buy a few nation-states and several physical gods as pets" thing, and has zero qualms about flaunting or abusing it.
But whereas normal Teri is mostly just harmlessly batshit (not counting property damage because of SCIENCE) and very friendly, this one is out for personal gain and shiggles.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

I was planning one.
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