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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#331101: Oct 20th 2014 at 10:48:41 AM

he's a loose cannon but damn if he doesn't get results

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WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#331102: Oct 20th 2014 at 10:51:56 AM

shepard you idiot

but no i don't mean that kind of douchenozzlery where he's just snarky or a hardass

i mean like in those kinda videogames

where your "hero" can be a horrible monster for no reason whatsoever

and still be treated as a hero

i feel like those routes are just made so edgy 12 year olds can play

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#331103: Oct 20th 2014 at 10:53:15 AM

it's hard to make evil routes in games that aren't just

"GRR I AM A DICK FOR NO REASON GIMME CASH OR I SHOOT"

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#331104: Oct 20th 2014 at 10:55:32 AM

@Riv: Ooh. Mine is in two whole weeks.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#331105: Oct 20th 2014 at 10:55:40 AM

Well you can be a horrible monster but people will be pissed at you for it.

If you go the Renegade route and let the Council die at the end of ME 1 (like my mother did) then it garners a lot of resentment from nonhumans, and some humans, who think he's going supremacist on them (which you can also do).

If you deliberately botch your crew's loyalty missions, then they'll hate you and they die in the Suicide Mission because they don't trust your command anymore.

Poor Tali.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#331106: Oct 20th 2014 at 10:59:26 AM

[up][up][up] that's why i don't usually like evil routes

i'm being a dick for no reason

why am i being a dick for no reason

[up] people just should botch the loyalty missions on purpose

so that everyone dies in the end

like a shakesperean tragedy

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#331107: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:00:11 AM

I believe you're looking for this.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#331108: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:02:18 AM

did you know the story of the man who made the railway system simulator that took japan by storm

or the angelique trois series of games

i do

thanks shinya arino

WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#331109: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:02:27 AM

tl;dr

does it involve shepard holding a volus skull and saying "to be or not to be"

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#331110: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:03:23 AM

No, it involves Shepard getting as many people deliberately killed as possible and terminally screwing the game up.

Holy shit, I didn't even know it was possible to get Noveria nuked. Wow.

edited 20th Oct '14 11:03:43 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#331111: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:05:07 AM

alas, poor niftu

i knew him, garrus: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy

@duff: tell me more

[up]hahaha

edited 20th Oct '14 11:05:22 AM by thespacephantom

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WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#331112: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:05:48 AM

eh

it's just not the same without a volus skull

though the way you're describing it it sound less "shakesperean tragedy" than "comedy about an idiot who screws everything up majorly"

which i may actually like more

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#331113: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:14:54 AM

it is Gamecenter CX

it is

a beautiful thing

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#331114: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:15:04 AM

but what is it

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#331115: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:18:20 AM

I am learning so much. I didn't even know it was possible to fuck up this badly.

This is the summary from the end of the first game. I peeked at the end of the trilogy and it only escalates from there.

Major Bad Decisions Made:

  • Did not recruit Garrus Vakarian.
  • Ignored almost every sidequest.
  • Killed the Rachni Queen eliminating a decent amount of War Assets and allowing me to "damage" other war assets in ME 3
  • Executed Shiala and massacred the people of Zhu's Hope means I won't be getting a particular war asset in ME 3.
  • Talking Wrex down combined with a future action will result in significantly less war assets in ME 3.
  • Allowed Fail Shep's love interest to die.
  • Held off recruiting Liara, the most overpowered squadmate in the first game, as long as possible. I actually recommend doing this at least once. The scenes you get are quite amusing.
  • Saved the Council while allowing Kirrahe to die along with a future action gives slightly less war assets than letting the Council die.

Play Time: 8 hours 9 minutes at the time of the final scene with the Council.

Level: 39

Acts of Genocide committed:

  • Killed the last Rachni Queen in the galaxy.

Death List:

  • Jenkins (Squadmate, Plot)
  • Nihlus (Plot)
  • Fist
  • Stirling
  • Anoleis
  • Gianna
  • Ventralis
  • Benezia (Plot)
  • Rachni Queen
  • Peak 15 Scientists
  • Talitha
  • Conrad
  • Jeong
  • Zhu's Hope Colonists
  • Fai Dan (Plot)
  • The Thorian (Plot)
  • Shiala
  • Actus
  • Wayne
  • Toombs
  • Kirrahe
  • Avot (Plot)
  • Droyas
  • Imness
  • Ashley (Squadmate, Love Interest)
  • Saren Arterius (Plot)
  • Sovereign (Plot)

edited 20th Oct '14 11:18:34 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#331116: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:21:14 AM

that is a lot of death

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#331117: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:22:01 AM

it gets absurd by the end of ME 3

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#331119: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:23:56 AM

it is a Japanese television show where a famous comedian plays video game challenges and has interviews with game designers

the episodes are an hour long each and I got 18 seasons of this shit to watch

not including Specials

edited 20th Oct '14 11:24:30 AM by MacDuffy

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#331120: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:25:01 AM

Name for Castform Plz.

PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#331122: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:26:38 AM

duff

wait

is this the legendary series ive heard so much about

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#331123: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:26:47 AM

did well on trigonometry test

fuck ye

dead devotion
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#331124: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:26:56 AM

duff go die castform is adorable

silicone

because

just look at those boobies

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#331125: Oct 20th 2014 at 11:27:21 AM

Cloudtits.

[up]Dammit Wacky stop stealing my puns.

edited 20th Oct '14 11:27:39 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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