oh dear
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."i just hope there's a passage where he pelts a cheating person with stones and gets jail for two or three years
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Went to religious school, remember?
A lot of things are a thing.
The tents were actually pretty clean, though, so at least there's that. And they'd have you bathe a lot.
That's one of the reasons why people thought Jews were spreading the plague in the Dark Ages — there's a big emphasis on bathing for symbolic, ritual, and hygienic purposes, so in an age when everyone just sort of sat around in their own filth and threw poo out the windows, the Jews were taking baths and changing their bed straw (cutting down on fleas and rats), and they were largely the only ones not getting sick.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist"And you shall not let any of your children pass through the fire to Molech, neither shall you profane the name of your God: I am the LORD."
~Leviticus 18:21
Well, at least now I know not to specifically sacrifice my children to an ancient Ammonite deity. Oh well, I guess I'll just sacrifice them to Cthulhu or something
Also, just a reminder, he is, in fact, the LORD
Just in case you forgot
Also, Jesus died for you
for you
FOR YOU
FOR YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH
edited 17th Oct '14 1:57:56 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.guys
for real now
as a christian, i must say
don't take the bible literally
it was written by people who lived a bajizillion years ago
many things have changed since then
edited 17th Oct '14 2:01:03 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."well i mean you sure as hell shouldn't sacrifice your children to molech
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."well the bible says there is only the one god and he's the only one you should worship, so cthulhu is screwed too
they just pointed out molech in particular because he's a huge douche and sucks
edited 17th Oct '14 2:08:01 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

oh come on i know what a tibia is
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."