my ditto theory:
at the beginning there was arceus
arceus was bored as shit so he decided to create types
fire, water, air, and dirt, fucking magnets, how do they work
after he created types he realized that they were completely pointless if there weren't applied to any creature, so he decided to make one
since he was lazy he decided he'd just create a basic template creature that contained the essence of every possible type inside it, and then just sort of watch it do cool stuff
so he got to work, but his first attempt didn't quite turn out right: he created what we know today as a ditto
he tried over and over again, but he only succeeded in creating more dittos
in the end he finally got it right, creating mew, but by then there were already over 9000 dittos running around, and they were reproducing
over the millenia, those dittos slowly mutated into other creatures with radically different shapes, types, and abilities
and that's why we have pokémon
the end
edited 8th Oct '14 6:24:30 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."i have a shity childhood oc
well kinda
it's actually a Mary Sue version of myself with a top hat
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."i created him entirely to take revenge on my mom when i was pissed at her
she told me off so i started making comics featuring me as a good guy who always won and my mom as a vile villain who always got screwed over
i put a top hat on myself cause i like hats
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."oh come on guys
if griff comes back other characters get to kick him in the nuts
edited 8th Oct '14 6:47:08 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

no it's just i don't think i have enough of a handle on how to write coras to actually write her
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