Mild-mannered Breton who continually finds himself in adventure without really knowing why.
He's just trying to live a simple life on a grain farm.
But rampaging bandits, undead and screaming quest-givers always seem to pull him away from the farm.
So he takes up a pitchfork and goes to save the day as the peasant's hero.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postmystery dungeon is not hard
at least i didn't think it was when i played it
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Deep in Skyrims most frozen labyrinth, entombed within the heart of a mighty glacier, sleeps the Obsidian Sentinel.
Few know what forbidden sorcery went into its creation or recall the name of the hero enslaved within the dark joints of the symbiotic black armor.
Now a growing evil far to the east of Skyrim has roused this silent guardian from slumber, and as the ice breaks a disturbing tremor is felt throughout the minds of every mage in Tamriel...

play mystery dungeon
the pokejargon there is even more wut than the normal pokejargon
since it is rougelike pokemon