Things found in caves:
- ...Mewtwo for some reason?
◊ The randomiser kinda fucked up a bit in this area, as I'm about to show you. I nearly got slaughtered many times.
- Cat-fish hiding under rocks.
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- Fucking sea serpents hiding under rocks.
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- MASTER BALL
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- Dinosaur-rabbits.
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- BIRD
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- Expl --
◊ FLEE
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- Tamagotchis
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- Moai compasses.
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- Fully-evolved grass starter.
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- Clockwork scops owl.
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- Ancient stone golem
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- GOD DAMMIT
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- Not-fully evolved grass starter
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- Fuckmothering Charizard
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- Magikarp
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- Fully evolved grass starter that is worse than Meganium
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- Stone dinosaur
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- Hellspawn
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- Cat living under a rock
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- FUCK YOU living under a rock
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- Semi-evolved fire starter
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- BIRD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
◊ there is nothing to not love about Swablu
- Brain-damaged psychic kappa
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- Fuckin' monkey
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- And Mewtwo. For real this time.
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Oh — even better, four of these things knew automatic 1-hit KO moves. Nice.
And I forgot to screencap it, but there are a lot of Jumpluffs in here. Jumpluffs that know Spore and Leech Seed.
Yeah, that's fair.
BONUS ART
I actually did name the Mewtwo I have Sephiroth, because everyone and their mother names them either Frieza or Cooler.
Aren't you supposed to be able to talk or something?
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edited 16th Sep '14 10:58:05 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistShit, I'm getting thrashed...
To outline how difficult this is for you non-Pokemon players, here's the deal with Mewtwo:
- For starters, it's a Psychic type. Those are weak to only Ghost, Dark, and Bug types, none of which are exactly known for being sturdy. I have one Bug type Pokemon in my party.
- On the other hand, they're very effective against Poison and Fighting types... the former of which my Bug type also happens to be, and the latter of which my team's heavy-hitter is. So... that's not working out too well for me.
- Its special ability, Pressure, causes you to run out of PP at double the rate you normally do. This is a problem because if you run out of moves, you're boned.
- It's absurdly strong and fast. It has a base Special Attack (magic attack) of 154 and a base speed of 130, which is really fucking high. So not only does it strike first, but when it does it's likely to finish you off in one shot.
- It knows Safeguard. Safeguard prevents status conditions from happening (Burns, Poison, Paralysis, Freezing, Sleep). This makes it nigh-impossible to catch, and very difficult to kill, since you sort of have to rely on that stuff in order to make it anywhere near-catchable (and even then there's usually only a 1% chance at best) and prevents it from getting the debuffs to attack or speed or turn-missing that you'd need in order to start making a dent in its health.
- Finally got it down into the red? Too bad. It knows Recover. So in between making itself invincible and one-shotting your team, it's also repeatedly healing itself.
- Blind it? Increase your evasion? That doesn't work either. It knows Swift, which is 100% accurate always no matter what, and backed up by it's impressive attack stat of 110.
- It's bulky, too. It has a shitload of hitpoints, and its defenses are up there are well.
- Oh, and to top it all off it's ten levels higher than everything I have on me right now.
...In short, I probably should have thought out this assault more than I did.
edited 16th Sep '14 10:13:54 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThis is unfair.
Pokemon isn't supposed to be hard.
why is this hard
...I'm just gonna grind for a little bit and come back to this part.
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The plan so far is to discourage it from going on the offensive with Swift by lowering its attack via switching in and out something with Intimidate, lowering its speed by using Mud Shot, giving myself the first strike, bleeding it for Psychic PP by baiting it and switching in and out my Fighting and Poison types, and then trying to freeze it with Ice Beam and Blizzard.
This is gonna be messy.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

jam confirmed for great taste
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.