Twilight: Who's that pony?
???: How the hell did I even get in this idiotic world.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.-Inside an unassuming house next to Twilight Sparkle's tree-library, a built-like-tanks-wish-they-were-built unicorn who goes by the name of "Noble Six" is strapping a custom-made gun holster containing one loaded M6G Magnum pistol to her body when she hears the knocks.-
Six: Huh. Visitors. Might as well go and see 'em.
-Six walks over to the door and swings it open with magic, which she is still learning to master.-
Six: Oh. Hey Twi, Vanguard.
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"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Neku: Another one of those unicorns. What am I in a cartoon for five year olds?
Twilight: Um... You are a unicorn.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.-Six promptly looks at the new arrival-
Six: ...say whaaaaaaat.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Neku: I'm not a fricking Horse.
Twilight: Oh boy... Does anypony have a mirror?
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.Neku: What are you talking about? (adjusts his headphones) What is this!? What!? (turns around and panics a bit)
Twilight: Guessing he's a human turned Pony...
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The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.Six: Congratulations kid. You are now a pony. As far as I know, not sure if the way she uses to change me back is going to work on you. In the meanwhile, I suggest you cope with the circumstances.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Neku: She!?
Twilight: I think we started off on the wrong foot. I'm Twilight Sparkle.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.Neku: I'm stuck as a fricking unicorn.
Twilight: I could change you back.
Neku: Really!? Then fricking do it!
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The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.Six: -about to call him out for being a potty mouth, but instead decides to hold back, considering she's a sailor in that category too... and instead turns to Vanguard- Seriously? The V-Guard? Wonder how much imagination it took to come up with that one...
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Twilight: (charges up her horn and tries to turn him back and....)
Neku: It didn't fricking work. That's what I get for trusting random unicorns.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.Twilight: This is another one of those curse spells isn't it? Those are always a pain.
Neku: Try being the one that's swapped species!
Twilight; Yes I have, Mr... What's your name?
Neku: Neku Sakuraba.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.Twilight; Right. Welcome to the wonderful land of Equestria. Big Mac: (arrives at the scene bursts into laughter at "the sparkles")
Twilight: In our world most everyone here is an equine. There's ponies, and also horses, donkeys, and zebras. But they tend to live far away. I think you're a horse. Taller than most.
Big Mac: (is looking at Neku as if he's "special")
Twilight: So there's three types of equine. An earth pony, which is strong and connected to the earth, pegasi which fly and are connected to the sky, and unicorns, which you are, which use magic directly.
Big Mac: Thank you for telling everypony what they already know Mrs. Sparkle.
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The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.

Twilight: Come on Vanguard! Let's visit Six! (knocks on Six's door)
???: (is leaning outside Six's door)
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.