A headlock with several obscene gestures, more than one of which involves both hands, thrown in.
Commie Hombre Hadoken.
edited 28th Jun '12 8:21:54 AM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.A savage combo of punches and kicks that hits for even more damage if the user feels particularly angry, or if the target is hated by the user.
Karmic Shadow.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!An Offhand Backhand using one of the opponent's signature moves.
Blindhindsightslight.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.An unorthodox cavalry maneuver in which the riders charge in three files, gradually breaking apart as they approach so as to not shish kebab each other, and thus hit the enemy as many times and from as many angles as possible, in one relatively localized area, all at once.
Bad Moon Rising.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.6 crescent moon kicks performed in succession, followed by a 7th kick performed with double intensity. The attacks leaves behind an image of a twisted moon.
Flight of a Fighter
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!An upward-swinging kick to the crotch that catapults the victim high into the air, often to land behind the user. It can be chained if one turns round quickly enough, but the user may damage their ankle.
The Maximal Apex.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.Toss the victim upwards, jump, and strike them with a powerful blow. If the blow is executed at the absolute maximum apex of the jump (hence the name), the attack deals three times the damage normally dealt.
Through The Eyes Of Madness
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!A psychic ability occasionally bestowed by the Madgod upon visitors to his realm who please him, in exchange for a goodly amount of their sanity. It makes the target's perception switch to that of the user, so that they can only see what the user sees, hear only what they hear, and so on. This has the additional effect of rendering them privy to all of the user's delusions, paranoias, and hallucinations, as well. This ability's effects do not end if the user is killed.
Destreduction.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.A powerful ramming attack, meant to break titanium walls.
Ready Steady Go!
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!A charging attack meant to be used from a precarious position, usually suffixed by a flying kick, and usually used from the target's flank.
Double Rebound.
edited 16th Oct '12 7:33:31 PM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.The user clings into a nearby wall, does it twice, then finally rebounds off of the last wall to pounce at the target.
Goodbye, Ephemeral World
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Grabbing a man's necktie, vaulting a handy horizontal pole, and using said tie as a noose.
Vicarious Doormaker.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.Grab the target and stomp them repeatedly, until they look like a cartoonish door.
Bloody Destruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Desperation Attack: After cutting both of your pointer fingers, the strange, blood-like energy manifests in form of a protective shield which absorbs most of attacks. The user can overload it and, depending on amounts of attacks absorbed, bowl a group of people over or completely level everything short of a heavy tank.
Apolyon.
edited 21st Oct '12 3:08:18 AM by FergardStratoavis
Deliver a whopping 76 blows to your target, before jumping up high and delivering the 77th and final blow as a karate chop, meant to crack the target's skull.
Sorrow's Distortion
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!A mental illusion attack that makes the user appear as one of the target's lost friends, or more specifically a friend towards whom the target feels some guilt. Doesn't work on everybody, but against the right hero, it can decide a fight's outcome outright.
Thumper Combo.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.

Pull out the oversized tenor saxophone and give it a loud growling honk, sending a wave of comically-sharpened eighth notes at all foes. They run in a straight line trying to outrun said notes, making no progress.
Love Letter to Freud
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...