The user calls upon dark forces to bind their opponent in a ghostly vise. The vise only opens if the user's concentration is broken, and will slowly crush the victim to death over a period of several minutes if uninterrupted.
Welcome Mat
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, babythe energy of the entire planet's spinning through space is channeled through the user, allowing him to perform a three-hit combo of incredible power.
Deafening Barrage
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.The firing of an AA gun or similarly high-range, large-projectile gun at melee range. It's not going to hit anything, but the target can kiss his eardrums goodbye.
Special Attack: Coffee Table Flip!
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, babyFlips a table loaded with bowl and mugs of scalding hot coffee at an enemy. Extremely useful in restaurants. Made famous when a ninja called "The Valet" used it to kill all eight of his marks inside a Denny's.
Launch Of The Returning Mook / Return of the Returning Mook
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"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousAn augmented shoryuken designed to combat a Mook Maker by using the mooks as projectiles.
Chainbreaker
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, babyBy combining two or more beams of differing element, the user(s) projects a massive beam that deals Non-Elemental damage. The damage is multiplied with each element involved in the attack.
Mendeleev Barrage
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.Attack the target using massive quantities of every element in the periodic table, including the lanthanides and actinides.
Mother's Milk
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!A spray of highly corrosive lactic acid used for self-defense, used exclusively by birthing mutants.
Tide of Seltzer
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Traps the Foe in a Never-ending cycle of Mind screws ala End of Evangelion and other Works for the rest of their life, if not longer.
Solar Requiem Overdrive
edited 19th Jan '14 6:27:02 AM by MichellePhoenix
My avatar represents what my current form is.The user absorbs sunlight and uses it to massively charge up his/her next attack. This move also generates a shockwave if the user is in maximum condition.
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.A powerful Launcher Move that launches the opponent into they sky. The user then summons Godzilla or, failing that, a Kaiju of comparable size, who proceeds to slash/stab/gore/maul/burn/freeze/vaporize the opponent.
Newtonian Impact
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.A combination attack. First, the user jumps up and meteor-attacks the enemy using their inertia. The victim's acceleration causes them to crash into a wall, at which point the final strike is to use their own equal and opposite reaction from bouncing off the wall to let them collide hard with your fist.
The Stare of a Thousand Hobos
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Developed by Noctus Sworddancers, the Nightmare Waltz is an aptly named move. The attacker contorts their body in all sorts of seemingly unnatural ways, mixing in punches, kicks, elbow and knee bashes, throws and sword strikes. Also noted to be rather disturbing.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousBy redirecting the opponent's strength and momentum, the user launches a Megaton Punch proportional to the strength difference between the user and the foe. As such, the move is most effective when used by smaller individuals.
Storm Auger
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.Trap the foe in a tornado, and electrocute them repeatedly.
Absolute Zero
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.

A Bullet Hell attack which unleashes intricate patterns of flames at enemies. Anything that comes in contact with those flames will be set ablaze.
Black Vise