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Stannum Vital Comm Link from Uncle Tullys Funland Since: May, 2012
Vital Comm Link
#2426: Aug 16th 2012 at 4:19:07 PM

"Well, I don't have to deal with troops all that often. It's why I'm here actually, trying ti get a bit of a pace-change going."

It's kind of thrilling when Inspector Tequila dives sideways in slow motion, shooting dual pistols while doves fly out of his arse.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#2427: Aug 16th 2012 at 4:22:07 PM

"Ah. What're you here for?"

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Stannum Vital Comm Link from Uncle Tullys Funland Since: May, 2012
Vital Comm Link
#2428: Aug 16th 2012 at 4:27:28 PM

"Well, I was going to work in your ship. Simple really."

It's kind of thrilling when Inspector Tequila dives sideways in slow motion, shooting dual pistols while doves fly out of his arse.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#2429: Aug 16th 2012 at 4:27:51 PM

"What position?"

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
nman Since: Mar, 2010
#2430: Aug 16th 2012 at 5:45:15 PM

"Shit, man, it's my arm, I should be the one holding it" Joe told Isea as he weakly followed along.

Up ahead of the group, a trio of mercenaries and a batarian - none other than Haruk - turned the corner from the right of the hall. "FUCK!!! KILL THEM YOU IDIOTS!!!" he yelled as he ran back the way he came. The Blue Suns took a quick glance at the crew; The one who looked like the leader shrugged his shoulders, and suddenly the trio darted off to the left.

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2431: Aug 16th 2012 at 5:58:40 PM

"Blue Suns panzies! Eclipse for life," Carn sneered as they ran.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#2432: Aug 16th 2012 at 6:02:57 PM

"Dibs on the three going left!" Thresh said, the pursuit. He jogged towards the turning point, as not to send his one ton self into a wall, and then broke out in a sprinting charge towards the mercs.

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2433: Aug 16th 2012 at 6:09:08 PM

"Thresh, it could-" He watched, and sighed as Thresh ran after them.

"...be a trap."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
#2434: Aug 17th 2012 at 6:00:25 AM

"Oh no, you don't!" Rose shouted as she Charged. One mercenary fell over, and she took the opportunity to open fire on him while the others will still surprised. She quickly retreated before they could fire their own weapons.

Dru activated his Tactical Cloak and his Combat Drone, and reloaded his pistol before slowly advancing.

'Cross my heart, strike me dead, stick a lobster on my head.'
Stannum Vital Comm Link from Uncle Tullys Funland Since: May, 2012
Vital Comm Link
#2435: Aug 17th 2012 at 10:54:43 AM

"One of your... squads. However you say it in the business. I'm sire you could find somewhere to put 'deadly silent, quick on the draw, pinpoint accurate L5n biotic'. Also, I come with my own guns, armor and sword."

It's kind of thrilling when Inspector Tequila dives sideways in slow motion, shooting dual pistols while doves fly out of his arse.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#2436: Aug 17th 2012 at 10:57:52 AM

"Wait a minute... ell-five-enn? My mental faculties are not the best right now... isn't that supposed to be the people that can slingshot themselves around the battlefield?"

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
nman Since: Mar, 2010
#2437: Aug 17th 2012 at 10:59:13 AM

"Oh Jesus, they got Jaime!" yelled one merc to the other as the third one was shot in front of him. The lead merc looked back, saw Thresh charging, and took off running, leaving the lone merc trying to fire his carnifex at the krogan.


"Give it back, man," said Joe, tugging on his arm, trying to pull it away from Isea. "I'm gonna beat that asshole batarian to death with it!"

edited 17th Aug '12 11:00:48 AM by nman

Stannum Vital Comm Link from Uncle Tullys Funland Since: May, 2012
Vital Comm Link
#2438: Aug 17th 2012 at 11:10:27 AM

"You know it. Expensive, risky upgrade, but so worth it. Less side-effects than an L2 implant too."

It's kind of thrilling when Inspector Tequila dives sideways in slow motion, shooting dual pistols while doves fly out of his arse.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#2439: Aug 17th 2012 at 11:15:21 AM

"...wait, you an L3?"

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Stannum Vital Comm Link from Uncle Tullys Funland Since: May, 2012
Vital Comm Link
#2440: Aug 17th 2012 at 11:45:30 AM

"No, I've got an L5n implant, I used to have an L2 and now I've got an L5."

It's kind of thrilling when Inspector Tequila dives sideways in slow motion, shooting dual pistols while doves fly out of his arse.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#2441: Aug 17th 2012 at 11:46:41 AM

"...oh. I was thinkin that the L3 is the designation for those who got their [=L2s] swapped out, helluva risk. But I suppose that there's always room for another Vanguard on the team. Welcome to the fold."

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#2442: Aug 17th 2012 at 12:23:44 PM

"For the love of...." Thresh said. "A handgun?" At the very least, the Batarian had something to reconsider while he careened towards towards the far wall with enough force to shatter the rest of his already mangled skeleton.

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.
jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
#2443: Aug 17th 2012 at 1:54:25 PM

Rose turned her weapons on the batarian in the tuxedo. "What do you want us to do with him, Joe?" she asked.

Dru deactivated his cloak, a little disappointed that the fight had ended without him.

'Cross my heart, strike me dead, stick a lobster on my head.'
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2444: Aug 17th 2012 at 1:55:24 PM

"A handgun... Hey Thresh? Please tell me it wasn't a Carnifex!"

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Stannum Vital Comm Link from Uncle Tullys Funland Since: May, 2012
Vital Comm Link
#2445: Aug 17th 2012 at 2:07:58 PM

"Wonderful. I'll arrange for my things to be delivered here. Don't worry, there's not much. I might need to borrow armor out of here though if I head out before it gets here though."

Trinity gave a nod and headed back out the way she had come, retreiving the sword she had hidden earlier and reattaching the sheath to her back.

It's kind of thrilling when Inspector Tequila dives sideways in slow motion, shooting dual pistols while doves fly out of his arse.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#2446: Aug 17th 2012 at 2:09:24 PM

Jordan nodded.

edited 17th Aug '12 2:09:29 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#2447: Aug 17th 2012 at 3:41:08 PM

Thresh walked back to the group, three bullet wounds painting his black armor with orange. "Yep a Carnifex. This isn't blood though, I'll be fine." He sat down against the wall.

"The second nervous system pops a leak sometimes. Just give me a minute or two."

edited 17th Aug '12 3:41:31 PM by goodisgood

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2448: Aug 17th 2012 at 4:15:24 PM

"Keelah!" he swore, "Don't these ignorant Bosh'tets know those advertisements aren't meant to be taken literally?!"

Carn blinked, before realizing that his friend was leaking a fluid that was presumably supposed to be on the inside.

"If it's not blood... then what the hell is it, and shouldn't we be trying to keep it on the inside of you where it belongs?"

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
nman Since: Mar, 2010
#2449: Aug 17th 2012 at 4:27:12 PM

"What do you usually do to guys who try to murder you?" Joe said to Rose, while still pulling his arm away from Isea.

goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#2450: Aug 17th 2012 at 4:35:11 PM

Thresh ran a finger across the orange fluid on his armor, and pointed it at Carn "That, my friend, is a hyper-conductive fluid that makes up my second nervous system. This way, even if the soft tissues are severed in several places, I can return the favor." He let out a sigh of relief.

"The batarian's lucky he didn't to too much damage to the primary stuff. That's when the rage kicks in." He shivered at the thought. "As for the wound itself, like I said, it'll heal completely in a few minutes."

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.

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