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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1751: Jun 12th 2012 at 2:02:17 PM

Jordan let out a low whistle at the quarian... Infiltrator, was likely the correct designation for somebody with optical camouflage generators. He decided to snark.

"Surprise multiplied by physical force, Teach."

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
#1752: Jun 12th 2012 at 4:16:13 PM

"Okay, now we've definitely attracted more attention than we want," Rose warned. One shifty figure looking their way was bad enough, but two was when you start getting very concerned. "Acting Captain, do you mind if I address this?"

'Cross my heart, strike me dead, stick a lobster on my head.'
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1753: Jun 12th 2012 at 4:27:56 PM

"Go ahead. Just don't be too harsh."

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
#1754: Jun 12th 2012 at 4:41:36 PM

"Don't worry, sir," she said, standing. She approached the quarian woman with a big smile, while also making sure that her pistol was clearly visible. "Well hello, there. That was quite an impressive punch, young lady. What did he do to deserve that one?"

edited 12th Jun '12 8:34:10 PM by jagillette

'Cross my heart, strike me dead, stick a lobster on my head.'
goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#1755: Jun 12th 2012 at 4:55:31 PM

"Why people insist on sneaking up on each other to do something nasty, I'll never know." Thresh said to himself.

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.
jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
#1756: Jun 12th 2012 at 4:58:15 PM

"Didn't you know?" Dru asked, "Sneak attacks give you up to 6 extra damage, and that's only at level 1!"

'Cross my heart, strike me dead, stick a lobster on my head.'
goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#1757: Jun 12th 2012 at 4:59:21 PM

"So does hitting them six times as hard from the front, and that's much easier." Thresh responded.

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1758: Jun 12th 2012 at 5:19:04 PM

The reference flew over Jordan's head. Well, some of it anyway.

Had it not, he would have made an off-hand remark that you could get better at sneaking by crouch-walking around people, but realistically, he couldn't. Oh well.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1759: Jun 12th 2012 at 7:57:23 PM

Carn calmly took a drink of his beverage, not even turning around.

"You have three seconds to return my chit before you find out what it's like to be torn apart at the molecular level."

Carn's warning, however, would prove unnecessary.

edited 12th Jun '12 8:00:32 PM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1761: Jun 12th 2012 at 8:33:59 PM

"For once, we agree."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#1762: Jun 12th 2012 at 9:20:09 PM

"You know, his first mistake was trying to pick a pocket next to me." Thresh said. "Or around any Krogan for that matter. A two-hundred seventy degree field of vision, baby. Saves my pockets every time."

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#1763: Jun 13th 2012 at 8:41:21 AM

Dana spoke with Rose briefly.

"I saw a credit chit leave a pocket and turn invisible. Then I saw an invisible person turn visible. I also, as you may have noticed, have a working knowledge of cloaking technology. I can connect the dots. I would like to return this-" she held up the credit chit "- to your friend over there. I think he might find Pilgrimage easier with some cash."

Pursuant to this sentence, she handed Carn over his credit chit.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1764: Jun 13th 2012 at 9:04:02 AM

Carn briefly entertained the notion of buying another drink, but dismissed it. He didn't need to throw up inside his helmet.

Funny how I only care about that when there's a Quarian nearby.

"Many thanks. Surpised you didn't keep it, but thank you."

He paused.

"Wait a minute... Jordan, are you noticing a pattern here?"

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
#1765: Jun 13th 2012 at 9:22:56 AM

Dru noticed the arrival of the quarian woman and immediately stood up. "Uh, hi," he said awkwardly, swaying a bit and trying hard to keep his balance, "Nice t'meet another quarian, 'specially ina place like 'Mega. I'm Dru'Peroh nar Moreh."


Rose kept her gun pointed at the new arrival's back, not willing to take any chances in a place like this. Nobody takes chances on Omega.

edited 13th Jun '12 9:24:36 AM by jagillette

'Cross my heart, strike me dead, stick a lobster on my head.'
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1766: Jun 13th 2012 at 9:37:38 AM

Carn elbowed subtly*

Dru . "Stop ogling the newcomer."

edited 13th Jun '12 9:38:42 AM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#1768: Jun 13th 2012 at 10:13:33 AM

Dana gave a small chuckle. She politely ignored the fact that the other quarian was quite clearly pissed. "It's... nice to meet you too. I'm Dana'Qam vas Tonbay nar Rayya."

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1769: Jun 13th 2012 at 10:17:47 AM

"Vas Tonbay? So you've finished your pilgrimage? Not to pry, but what are you doing here, then?"

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#1771: Jun 13th 2012 at 10:35:01 AM

"My brother. He's gone missing, completely off of our radar. It's been a long time to get the leave to look, but the last place we saw him, he had a base here on Omega, trying to be a vigilante."

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#1772: Jun 13th 2012 at 10:51:15 AM

"Oh that sounds like a job, you've come to right group of drunks."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1773: Jun 13th 2012 at 10:59:25 AM

"Do you have any leads on where he might be?" Carn asked, leaning forward, his voice suddenly serious.

Family was serious buisiness.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#1774: Jun 13th 2012 at 12:27:16 PM

"No. Not a word. He might have gone to ground here, but he's more likely run off somewhere else. It's where I need your help. The Ozymandias crew were the last to meet him before we lost him. I saw your ship dock, I know you're the same company, I needed to ask if he told you anything that might help me

."

edited 13th Jun '12 12:27:39 PM by Plumbum

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#1775: Jun 13th 2012 at 1:32:06 PM

-Isea shakes his head, for he did not know her brother, for he had joined about 3 or 4 months ago-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg

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