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jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
#1726: Jun 10th 2012 at 8:44:25 PM

"Hey krogan, watch this," Rose whispered to Thresh.

She spoke loudly now. "You know, now I am kinda wondering which one would win in a fight. I mean, Isea looks pretty ornery, but the quarian's a biotic. That's like a shortcut to kicking ass. I'm not sure the salarian is up to it."

'Cross my heart, strike me dead, stick a lobster on my head.'
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#1727: Jun 10th 2012 at 8:45:08 PM

"See.. now you are bloody listening to me. Anywhere but here."

-Isea shook his head, still waiting to get dropped from the wall-

"Rose, please take that back... I've dealt with Biotics... Tech is way more effective, and besides in Hand to Hand, i got him beat... you all know that."

-His omitool was still glowing orange-

edited 10th Jun '12 8:46:48 PM by GearLeader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1728: Jun 10th 2012 at 8:46:31 PM

Carn facepalmed. "There's no way he's going to go for that!"

Carn's omnitool flared to life.

"That's why I have both!"

edited 10th Jun '12 8:48:28 PM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#1729: Jun 10th 2012 at 8:48:09 PM

"Oh Rose, you wouldn't happen to be single, would you?" Thresh said with a stupid grin.

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#1730: Jun 10th 2012 at 8:49:28 PM

-Isea was let go of, and got back up-

"We down now? We already have the play date set."

-Isea looked at the omitool-

"You planning on poking me with that? That model can't do nothing."

edited 10th Jun '12 8:50:51 PM by GearLeader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
#1731: Jun 10th 2012 at 8:51:55 PM

"I give up," Dru said, returning to his drink.


"Sorry, but my doctor says I'm not allowed to operate heavy equipment," Rose answered.

edited 10th Jun '12 8:53:43 PM by jagillette

'Cross my heart, strike me dead, stick a lobster on my head.'
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#1732: Jun 10th 2012 at 8:54:01 PM

-Isea shakes his head, pulls up his reminders, puts "Sparring Match with Idoit" on it, then goes back to drinking-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1733: Jun 10th 2012 at 9:05:31 PM

"That's what amatuers think," Carn sniped. "It's all about overclocking the microframe."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#1734: Jun 10th 2012 at 9:08:18 PM

"Overclocking hurts the system in the long run"

-Isea held up his hand, and made his hand a mouth-

"This is what your doing"

-Isea makes the hand look like its talking-

"This is what you need to do"

-Isea makes the hand stop, then goes back to drink more-

off

edited 10th Jun '12 9:19:20 PM by GearLeader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#1735: Jun 10th 2012 at 9:14:31 PM

"D'awwww." Thresh said dejectedly. "But you handle your words so well!"

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.
nman Since: Mar, 2010
#1736: Jun 10th 2012 at 9:15:19 PM

"Shoulda gotten that beer," Joe said quietly to himself, sipping his Dr. Pepper while a ways off from the others.

jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
#1737: Jun 10th 2012 at 9:20:15 PM

"It's not too late," Rose said to Joe, "That round I bought was for everyone, after all."

'Cross my heart, strike me dead, stick a lobster on my head.'
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1738: Jun 10th 2012 at 9:28:28 PM

"It may have escaped your notice, but anyone with any practical skills can repair one of these if it's damaged by it."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#1739: Jun 10th 2012 at 9:30:50 PM

"You both underestimate the power of head-butting a fool and putting a few rounds into his gut at point blank range" Thresh interjected. "They'd never see it coming from either of you."

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1740: Jun 10th 2012 at 9:46:32 PM

"Headbutting is how I solve problems at point-blank range. You saw that on Noveria."

edited 10th Jun '12 9:54:05 PM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
goodisgood BWAH-HA-HA! from from a high horse Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
BWAH-HA-HA!
#1741: Jun 11th 2012 at 9:43:23 AM

"I'm surprised your helmet didn't crack." Thresh said. "Your a Quarian amongst Quarians, that's for sure. And by the way, did you spot Aleena anywhere while we came in?"

To the law and for the good of man. All I need to live by.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#1742: Jun 11th 2012 at 12:42:10 PM

Jordan was silent as he waited for the tension to boil over.

"If any of you piss off anyone here, I for one will only be bailing your ass out should I choose. It's not a guarantee. So, yeah - watch your step amongst each other, too."

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1743: Jun 11th 2012 at 1:33:12 PM

"Built to last," Carn chuckled.

"Relax. We're going to iron out our issues later, when it won't get us blacklisted."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#1744: Jun 11th 2012 at 1:36:58 PM

"What Helmet head said, Cap."

-Isea looked around the bar, he could see more mercs, mostly Blue Suns, a few Turiens. He ignored them, they weren't doing anything wrong, yet-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#1745: Jun 11th 2012 at 1:41:13 PM

"Up yours, Pyjak."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#1747: Jun 12th 2012 at 9:20:26 AM

Iranad had been locked away in an unused bunk, with all of his weaponry taken away, omnitool included. He was free to go around the room, but he knew there were two guards outside his door, since they knew what he had done just outside, especially since the bodies still had yet to be cleared up, they weren't playing around. Iranad lit up one of his cigarettes and tried to relax, checking of course that he had picked up turian-safe cigarettes, not that he could smoke anything designed for those with lips anyway. One of the guards had managed to get Captain Morano on the comm-link.

"Yes, Iranad Dakare is cleared to board the ship."

"Yes, ma'am."

"And one more thing, myself and XO T'Davi are going to be returning to the Hammurabi shortly, we're on public shuttles and should reach Omega Station within the hour. There's data on the ship's offline data stores we need to get to." She never usually sounded this official, but there again, she had just been on an official call.

"Data?"

"Remember that we took a salvage mission and then we got attacked?" They had in fact only barely got away.

"Like it was yesterday. Boarding parties, ship-to-ship combat, we were the underdogs and we only just got away. It was intense!" The private's tone had unexpectedly rose as he remembered the fight.

"And we got hurt a lot. Either way, we know wh-"

[SIGNAL LOST]

A few minutes passed, and the signal had reconnected to a degree, just enough for a single message to pass through the FTL cloud.

I'll just send a message then. We'll explain what's going on back at the ship.

The door to the bunk opened and the private ventured into the smoky room. "Captain says you're good here. I'll send you a map, I recommend you get used to the way around here. Lieutenant Crag is in charge of the armory right now, he'll give you your guns back. And uh, please refrain from smoking on board. A lot of the crew won't like it and there's alw-"

"Thanks, I'll have a look around." Iranad stood up and left the room, flicking some ash as he went.


Salarians are sneaky bastards after all.

Eidan had seen the almost-fight. It was cover enough for him, swooping in under his cloak. He reminded himself of Gatatog Hanok's face as he demanded his money. He needed this paid off. The quarian hadn't sat back down to his drink yet, was distracted, possibly inebriated. Easy mark. He swooped in under the cloak, and with a deft hand reached in to the Carn's pocket and extracted his credit chit

Simple. All going to plan, debt closer to paid off. Until more interest, but enough to avoid broken legs.

His cloak however faltered and he was quickly out into the open. He quickened his pace as much as he possibly could without drawing attention to himself.

edited 12th Jun '12 12:21:35 PM by Plumbum

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
jagillette Wimpy Mc Squishy from the middle of nowhere Since: Jul, 2011
#1748: Jun 12th 2012 at 12:43:22 PM

Rose looked up. Had that salarian been there a second ago? And what was that suspicious look on his face?

"Oh crap," she said, covertly unholstering a pistol, "I think we've attracted some unwanted attention."

edited 12th Jun '12 12:44:15 PM by jagillette

'Cross my heart, strike me dead, stick a lobster on my head.'
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#1749: Jun 12th 2012 at 1:51:28 PM

-Isea looks in the corner of his eye at the flicker of the cloak going off-

"Oh yippee.."

-Isea omitool opens up-

edited 12th Jun '12 1:52:10 PM by GearLeader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#1750: Jun 12th 2012 at 1:58:52 PM

He looked back. He wasn't sure if he'd been caught or not, he couldn't tell what she was saying from here.

He increased his pace further upon seeing the omnitool light up, even further upon knowing he'd been ruffled by the mark (and by the sound of it a biotic mark!) and ended up at a full sprint, trying desperately to find somewhere to hide.

He then answered a question - "How painful is a fist in the face when you don't even know your assailant exists and you are running literally straight into the punch?"

He took the punch like a chump and hit the deck. His assailant revealed herself to be a quarian after emerging from her own cloak, sporting a shiny yellow environment suit and a small bag over her right shoulder. She took the credit chit from the prone form of the salarian and began making her way towards the owner of the cash.

edited 13th Jun '12 8:46:12 AM by Plumbum

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.

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