"No! You know what, you're saying 'when life gives you lemons, make lemonade'! Never! When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make Life rue the day it thought it could give Gordon Freeman Lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
edited 6th Jan '12 10:26:36 PM by Dragon573
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.Truer words have never been spoken! So you still got any of those mantis men, cause I really need to be prepared for them when they attack
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals."Quite an accusation coming from you, Gannondorf. You're a psycho with no soul, who's tried (and failed) to conquer the world more times that I can remember. Speaking of which, isn't kidnapping helpless young women getting a little old?"
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.I blame it all on the people on the other side of the Fourth Wall
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.Toon Ganondorf: One, I'm not a psycho. I was brainwashed. Two, I'm trying to save races, not destroy them. Likewise, that was a long time ago, and I don't any of that anymore. It's in the past. Just drop it already. No longer matters. I payed for my crimes.
Quest 64 threadToon Ganondorf: They can't condemn me. I already got my prison. Either way, it's over. Link and I are not fighting anymore. Not really worth it.
Quest 64 threadToon Ganondorf: Well, your weapons won't work here, sooo... I'd find another outlet.
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Toon Ganondorf: And according to my old history books, I'm always destined to fight Link and be evil. I chose a different route, too. But likewise, sometimes destiny sucks. I just deal with it after a while.
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