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deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#51: Nov 10th 2011 at 6:16:55 PM

The Barkeep gives Deadpool some whiskey. He tells him, "..." indicating that the drink will go on his tab.

raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#52: Nov 10th 2011 at 6:19:30 PM

-Deadpool takes a swig of Whiskey-
Whoo, that was so worth the wait! So I guess I should start mingling.

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#53: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:00:55 PM

The biting cold of the environment around him seemed to seep away when William Vendetti, Bofors rifle slung, stepped into the bar named "Crossroads."

He looked around, tired cybernetic eyes observing the environment around him, before he began to enter fully, snow caked upon layers of armor and clothing melting away.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#54: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:10:38 PM

The Barkeep approaches the newcomer, and says, "..." somehow conveying to him a request for what ype of drink he wanted.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#55: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:12:14 PM

Vendetti blinked.

"Guess I'll take a whiskey", he said in a rough, British voice. He looked around and found a bar, sitting at it.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#56: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:20:02 PM

The Barkeep hands Vendetti some whiskey.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#57: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:20:21 PM

Vendetti downs the shot whole.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#58: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:24:12 PM

Ah, so your the new guy here. Nice ta meet ya. The names Wade but people call me Deadpool.

-Deadpool extends his hand to Vendetti-

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:26:34 PM

Vendetti looks over to this Deadpool, and then extends his hand in return. Deadpool would notice it feels a touch colder than usual.

"William Vendetti, Captain, European Union Armed Forces."

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#60: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:33:52 PM

So your a soldier, eh? Hmm, so your one of the good guys too. I've been around a lot. X Men, Bob, Agent of HYDRA, Weapon X. I get around a lot really. Come the next drink is on my yellow boxes!

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#61: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:35:48 PM

Vendetti took a second to pause as he considered what Deadpool just said.

He could only say "What." as the response.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#62: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:37:00 PM

The Barkeep sighs, and gives Deadpool and Vendetti another round.

raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#63: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:38:12 PM

Oh sorry. Meet my buddy from the other side of the Fourth Wall.
...
Sorry, he's mad about a little Noodle Incident we had before we got here.

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#64: Nov 10th 2011 at 7:39:16 PM

Vendetti stared, barely even noticing the shot of whiskey before him.

"Am I really that drunk yet?" He absentmindedly slugged down another shot of whiskey.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
kagescorpionakki Breath of the Sun from Long Ago Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Breath of the Sun
#65: Nov 10th 2011 at 8:32:38 PM

"Actually, I think that guy's just crazy." Bowser remarks, motioning towards Deadpool. "Keeps talking about yellow boxes. I think it's a weird fetish or something."

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#66: Nov 10th 2011 at 8:38:58 PM

Says the giant turtle that's beaten by an Italian plumber. You have something against yellow boxes don't you. They always give that plumber coins and mushrooms to beat you.

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
kagescorpionakki Breath of the Sun from Long Ago Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Breath of the Sun
#67: Nov 10th 2011 at 9:01:24 PM

"Ha ha. I'd beat that Mario if it weren't for my army being so incredibly STUPID." Bowser replies, ignoring the fact that the same could be said of him. "That, and he just doesn't give up. I mean, it's just one princess, there are more fish in the sea, you know? I have no idea what drives him to fight me and take her back time and time again."

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#68: Nov 10th 2011 at 9:26:08 PM

Heh, you talk big. Let's see if your bite is as big as your bark. Let's have a challenge, fighting's my specialty but I'd rather not get arrested by the cops for the fourth time this week. So...
-Deadpool sits down and rests his elbow on the table-
...we'll settle this between, men, turtle, things? Whatever. A game of arm wrestling! Winner gets bragging rights and the loser has to buy the winner a full course dinner! Everyone gather around! Things are gonna go down!!!
-Deadpool motions barkeep-
Set us up with a couple of Coors and some shrimp cocktails. Put it on my card.
-Deadpool passes a credit card with the name "Nick Fury" on it-
I'm ready when you are!

edited 10th Nov '11 10:03:35 PM by raigakuren

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#69: Nov 10th 2011 at 9:47:59 PM

The Barkeep slides back the card, and says, "..." indicating he'll put it on Deadpool's tab. He then goes behind the bar, and returns with a couple of Coors, and places them on the table. He then calmly walks into the kitchen.

CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#70: Nov 10th 2011 at 10:00:28 PM

Rockford turns to Vendetti.

"I'd dismiss all this as a drunken hallucination, but I've only had one. How about we play a game of pool, and swap war stories?"

edited 10th Nov '11 10:00:38 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

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Locoman Since: Nov, 2010
#71: Nov 11th 2011 at 5:43:09 AM

"It's not a pleasant story," said Override demurely to Rarity. "Are you sure you want to hear it?"

Motree Dancing All Night from The Midnight Channel Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Dancing All Night
#72: Nov 11th 2011 at 7:19:03 AM

Azusa was uncharacteristically quiet for the time being, mostly due to being confused by her fellow patrons. Just what kind of bar was this?

Her attention was drawn to Deadpool's challenge to Bowser. It certainly sounded entertaining to watch!

“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
LizardOfAus (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#73: Nov 11th 2011 at 8:39:06 AM

Vezon appeared behind Azusa. "This should be good." he said, referring to the incoming arm wrestle match.

And a Strange Figure Emerges.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#74: Nov 11th 2011 at 9:32:16 AM

Vendetti immediately turned to Rockford. "Sure. It's better than watching some insane guy fight a giant... turtle... dinosaur thing."

As he got up, weapons jingling, he took another look at his drink. "I wonder if this thing's spiked..." he mused to himself.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
kagescorpionakki Breath of the Sun from Long Ago Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Breath of the Sun
#75: Nov 11th 2011 at 10:44:35 AM

"Oh, you're in for it now, buddy." Bowser grins, and places his elbow on the table, grasping Deadpool's hand. With the other hand he grabs the Coors and chugs it in one go.

"Ready to lose, nutso?"

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?

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