-Deadpool takes a swig of Whiskey-
Whoo, that was so worth the wait! So I guess I should start mingling.
The biting cold of the environment around him seemed to seep away when William Vendetti, Bofors rifle slung, stepped into the bar named "Crossroads."
He looked around, tired cybernetic eyes observing the environment around him, before he began to enter fully, snow caked upon layers of armor and clothing melting away.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Ah, so your the new guy here. Nice ta meet ya. The names Wade but people call me Deadpool.
-Deadpool extends his hand to Vendetti-
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.Vendetti looks over to this Deadpool, and then extends his hand in return. Deadpool would notice it feels a touch colder than usual.
"William Vendetti, Captain, European Union Armed Forces."
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp." Oh sorry. Meet my buddy from the other side of the Fourth Wall.
...
Sorry, he's mad about a little Noodle Incident we had before we got here.
"Actually, I think that guy's just crazy." Bowser remarks, motioning towards Deadpool. "Keeps talking about yellow boxes. I think it's a weird fetish or something."
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?Says the giant turtle that's beaten by an Italian plumber. You have something against yellow boxes don't you. They always give that plumber coins and mushrooms to beat you.
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals."Ha ha. I'd beat that Mario if it weren't for my army being so incredibly STUPID." Bowser replies, ignoring the fact that the same could be said of him. "That, and he just doesn't give up. I mean, it's just one princess, there are more fish in the sea, you know? I have no idea what drives him to fight me and take her back time and time again."
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget? Heh, you talk big. Let's see if your bite is as big as your bark. Let's have a challenge, fighting's my specialty but I'd rather not get arrested by the cops for the fourth time this week. So...
-Deadpool sits down and rests his elbow on the table-
...we'll settle this between, men, turtle, things? Whatever. A game of arm wrestling! Winner gets bragging rights and the loser has to buy the winner a full course dinner! Everyone gather around! Things are gonna go down!!!
-Deadpool motions barkeep-
Set us up with a couple of Coors and some shrimp cocktails. Put it on my card.
-Deadpool passes a credit card with the name "Nick Fury" on it-
I'm ready when you are!
edited 10th Nov '11 10:03:35 PM by raigakuren
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.Azusa was uncharacteristically quiet for the time being, mostly due to being confused by her fellow patrons. Just what kind of bar was this?
Her attention was drawn to Deadpool's challenge to Bowser. It certainly sounded entertaining to watch!
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."Vendetti immediately turned to Rockford. "Sure. It's better than watching some insane guy fight a giant... turtle... dinosaur thing."
As he got up, weapons jingling, he took another look at his drink. "I wonder if this thing's spiked..." he mused to himself.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp.""Oh, you're in for it now, buddy." Bowser grins, and places his elbow on the table, grasping Deadpool's hand. With the other hand he grabs the Coors and chugs it in one go.
"Ready to lose, nutso?"
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?

The Barkeep gives Deadpool some whiskey. He tells him, "..." indicating that the drink will go on his tab.